Ask Bella Anything!

[Dino Velvet]

Bella, front to back or back to front? I wipe back to front. I find it easier but it explains why my taint hairs are so crispy.

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, front to back or back to front? I wipe back to front. I find it easier but it explains why my taint hairs are so crispy.

Is this some kind of game to see how far you can go before I get grossed out? Oh... you're a tricky one alright.

~BB~

[latin2c]

So how can we add you on myspace?

[BellaBellucci]

So how can we add you on myspace?

Is this a serious question? Check my signature. lol

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Hey Bella, do you diarrhea bukkake on a first date or do you make a fella wait until you know him better? I'd promise to be a gentleman and not eat anything too spicy just in case you have a sensitive stomach. PM me any types of food you're allergic to.

[BellaBellucci]

Hey Bella, do you diarrhea bukkake on a first date or do you make a fella wait until you know him better? I'd promise to be a gentleman and not eat anything too spicy just in case you have a sensitive stomach. PM me any types of food you're allergic to.

Seriously, can we get a mod in here please?

~BB~

[SarahG]

Don't mind Dino, he's like that homeless guy that follows people around on the subway so he can piss on them when they're not looking.

So can you really cook?

[BellaBellucci]

Don't mind Dino, he's like that homeless guy that follows people around on the subway so he can piss on them when they're not looking.

So can you really cook?

ROFL. I gathered.

Yes I cook. Well, more accurately I can prepare food. The lessons were included in the parenthood manual.

~BB~

[SarahG]

Don't mind Dino, he's like that homeless guy that follows people around on the subway so he can piss on them when they're not looking.

So can you really cook?

ROFL. I gathered.

Yes I cook. Well, more accurately I can prepare food. The lessons were included in the parenthood manual.

~BB~

Manual, huh? That explains a lot now that I think of it.

So was it all trial & error or did your parent(s) teach you?

[BellaBellucci]

Don't mind Dino, he's like that homeless guy that follows people around on the subway so he can piss on them when they're not looking.

So can you really cook?

ROFL. I gathered.

Yes I cook. Well, more accurately I can prepare food. The lessons were included in the parenthood manual.

~BB~

Manual, huh? That explains a lot now that I think of it.

So was it all trial & error or did your parent(s) teach you?

Neither. When I was 15 I was put into a foster home where my foster parents had a 4 year old and a nearly-2 year old. Between that and the experience of having TWO awful set of parents teaching me how not to raise children, it just came naturally.

Or are you asking if my parents taught me cook? No, THAT was trial and error. My parents resented their children, but they were lousy teachers anyway.

~BB~

PS: It also helps to have mommy superpowers.