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    Default 'Jaffing' the new masturbation technique??

    Jaffing is the where you stick objects such as small dildos etc up your ureter (peehole) and gently slide it in and out like you would a vagina.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jaffing

    There are a couple of odd vids of this floating around on rapidshare.



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    my adivce... never talk to anyone whose worked in an emergency room if youre sensitive to stories of various objects jammed up in guys urethras


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    fucking gross



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    According to the urban dictionary...

    "2. jaffing

    The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

    They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.



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    I always thought that was called "sounding".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirky
    According to the urban dictionary...

    "2. jaffing

    The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

    They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.
    The eraser end may hurt more since its usually got that sharp metal piece that holds the eraser to the wood.

    Unless that's the idea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SarahG
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirky
    According to the urban dictionary...

    "2. jaffing

    The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

    They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.
    The eraser end may hurt more since its usually got that sharp metal piece that holds the eraser to the wood.

    Unless that's the idea.
    With the eraser end inserted it would allow you to write and sketch as you masturbated. Killing two birds with one stone and all that.



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    but what if you make a mistake and need the eraser thats jammed deep into your bladder?


    Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cand86
    I always thought that was called "sounding".
    I always thought it was called insane. Not a lot of stretchability there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cand86
    I always thought that was called "sounding".
    Sounding is correct (in the bdsm community anyways)!



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