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    Quote Originally Posted by muhmuh
    i doubt the mayonaise is the same stuff on both sides of the pond but judging by its looks and taste its probably nasal mucus mixed with sperm
    If its primary ingredient was sperm it would taste far better.


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    lol maybe you should try the european fast food mayonaise some day then

    allegedly its the main ingredient in whoppers as well


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    Quote Originally Posted by muhmuh
    lol maybe you should try the european fast food mayonaise some day then

    allegedly its the main ingredient in whoppers as well
    I should really go over there on vacation sometime just for that LOL.

    Have they gotten the consistency right? Enough salt but not too much, enough viscosity but not too chunky? Or is that all "made to order" as requested over there? looool.


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    ive found that 3 bags of almost entirely flavourless burger king black pepper helps a fair bit in making the whopper more bearable

    usually you get to choose between beer flavour (the poor university students) and exotic (the large number of foreigners from wherever)


    Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muhmuh
    ive found that 3 bags of almost entirely flavourless burger king black pepper helps a fair bit in making the whopper more bearable

    usually you get to choose between beer flavour (the poor university students) and exotic (the large number of foreigners from wherever)
    Next time im in the mood for thie carboard burgers i'll try that.



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    To the Mods...why have a political section and continue have crap like this post and stay posted in general discussion...huh?


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    he cant be, i was hoping for that title



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    Hi thx1138

    I still stand by what I stated in my response to your PM, and in my posts.

    ie. that being a member of a transexual porn forum does not necessarily DISQUALIFY you from "salvation" per se, any worse than any other "immoral" action. Though, I also remember admitting that the lust issue bothers me sometimes.

    However, I've been mulling over your question for the past two days, ie:
    @ elipsemint: Hanging out on a transexual porn site-Isn't that going to blow your chances at getting raptured?

    It made me go and do some research about the issue. I re-read the chapter in C. S. Lewis' book "Mere Christianity", (a very good book which I highly recommend if you want to learn what bible-bases Christianity actually believes). The chapter on sexual morality is excellent.

    Available free at http://www.scribd.com/

    And it convinced me that if I claim the title of christian, that I should seriously attempt christian chastity, and that porn isn't going to help that goal.

    So, I am walking the talk and hanging up my HA membership. Not gonna post no more, not gonna even lurk. Good luck and farewell to all.


    What if all these fantasies come flailing around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thx1138
    I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."
    Quote Originally Posted by muhmuh
    you mean to imply that youre not the nutty one in your family?

    LMFAO!!!


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    There's nothing to worry about. Should a christ and an antichrist meet, they would merely annihilate each other in a burst of gamma radiation. You just need to stand clear. Moreover, an antichrist is simply a christ traveling backwards in time. Hence were Obama the anti-Christ, then he would simply be the Christ time-traveling backwards to us from the future.

    BTW thanks thx for getting rid of eclipsemint.


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