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    At least people haven't waged wars or started burning people to death in pubic greens over their opinions on cheese.
    did you forget about the great germans vs cheese eating surrender monkeys war of 1870?
    Well, I am not sure I agree with your terminology here- the Franko-Prussian war didn't involve every Germanic state iirc- and the dispute was never about cheese, even if it was consumed during the marches threw Paris.

    Besides, I am sure the wine had as big of a role as the cheese did.


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    Well, I am not sure I agree with your terminology here- the Franko-Prussian war didn't involve every Germanic state iirc- and the dispute was never about cheese, even if it was consumed during the marches threw Paris.

    Besides, I am sure the wine had as big of a role as the cheese did.
    hm interesting its called the german-french war in german

    either way if we accept the english terminology for a moment it immediately follows that your assertion is incorrect since every souther german knows prussians dont know the first thing about wine and wouldnt be able to follow a discussion about wines let alone wage war over it


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    Well, I am not sure I agree with your terminology here- the Franko-Prussian war didn't involve every Germanic state iirc- and the dispute was never about cheese, even if it was consumed during the marches threw Paris.

    Besides, I am sure the wine had as big of a role as the cheese did.
    hm interesting its called the german-french war in german

    either way if we accept the english terminology for a moment it immediately follows that your assertion is incorrect since every souther german knows prussians dont know the first thing about wine and wouldnt be able to follow a discussion about wines let alone wage war over it
    Point taken, but Prussia isn't exactly world famous for its cheese either.... so it would be safe to assume they didn't know a lot about it as well.


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    judging from my experiences with the food in and around hannover its safe to assume that the prussian idea of cheese is yellowish sewage sludge


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    Quote Originally Posted by muhmuh
    judging from my experiences with the food in and around hannover its safe to assume that the prussian idea of cheese is yellowish sewage sludge
    So THAT's where our fastfood chains find the cheese they use on our burgers!

    And here I thought it was just processed out of their restrooms and dyed yellow.


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    nah thats plain old analogue cheese which went out of production about the same time the cd was invented
    ronald mcdonald is still baffled by the digital revolution me thinks

    *gets coat*


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    Quote Originally Posted by muhmuh
    nah thats plain old analogue cheese which went out of production about the same time the cd was invented
    ronald mcdonald is still baffled by the digital revolution me thinks

    *gets coat*
    Oh they're very high tech, but only selectively.

    Have you seen how they make their fries?

    I would kill for one of those laser-fry cutting machines, would beat the hell out of the frozen stuff.


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    apparently i havent

    but imagining the combination of freedom fries and laser cutting in the same machine made my underwear slightly moist


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    Quote Originally Posted by muhmuh
    apparently i havent

    but imagining the combination of freedom fries and laser cutting in the same machine made my underwear slightly moist
    Their mayonnaise, on the other hand, is worse then their cheese.

    ...so pommes frites is a bad, bad idea at mcdonalds.


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    i doubt the mayonaise is the same stuff on both sides of the pond but judging by its looks and taste its probably nasal mucus mixed with sperm


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