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    not the antichrist but another terrible choice for president.



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    Quote Originally Posted by thx1138
    I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."
    I think everyone's "forgetting" the posts where you made jokes about an escort being stalked, assaulted, and raped.

    I think you and brenda keep track of lots of escort phone numbers, and like to pass them along on a porn forum.

    I think you have skeletons in your closet.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet
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    The real antichrist is Luiz Inácio Lulla da Silva.
    I don't know what those people were thinking making Coffin Joe their President.

    I really don't know either, but he implemented a policy program named "Bolsa Familia", State pays up two hundred real to every selected porr family (theoretically at least, but we can find people who do not need), which translates, in reality, into buying votes. That's the reason he is president.



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    Quote Originally Posted by thx1138
    I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."

    1. They don't believe they are better than anyone else. This is a common misconception among non-believers.
    - they believe that ALL have sinned and fallen short of the standard that a perfect God sets, including believers. That's why they subscribe to a saviour who died for their wrongs and made them friends with God, even though they don't deserve it. It is freely offered to all - there's nothing you need to do to accept it. Just believe it and start living it.

    2. They don't believe they are going to be raptured BECAUSE they are better than everyone else.
    - bad times are coming in the very near future, some think within the next few years. The rapture is a temporary relocation with two purposes: to remove the believers from the warzone when the shit hits the fan; and to get them out of the way so they won't interfere with the progress of the war (by praying against the antichrist etc).


    Oh, and no, I don't think Obama is the antichrist. I don't think it is anyone who has yet figured significantly in world politics. But it is probably someone who is alive today and is yet to emerge. IMO


    What if all these fantasies come flailing around?

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    @ elipsemint: Hanging out on a transexual porn site-Isn't that going to blow your chances at getting raptured?


    If I got a dime every time I read an ad with purloined photos I could retire right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjS0AbRpAo Andenzi, izimvo zakho ziyaba.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eclipsemint
    Quote Originally Posted by thx1138
    I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."

    1. They don't believe they are better than anyone else. This is a common misconception among non-believers.
    - they believe that ALL have sinned and fallen short of the standard that a perfect God sets, including believers. That's why they subscribe to a saviour who died for their wrongs and made them friends with God, even though they don't deserve it. It is freely offered to all - there's nothing you need to do to accept it. Just believe it and start living it.

    2. They don't believe they are going to be raptured BECAUSE they are better than everyone else.
    - bad times are coming in the very near future, some think within the next few years. The rapture is a temporary relocation with two purposes: to remove the believers from the warzone when the shit hits the fan; and to get them out of the way so they won't interfere with the progress of the war (by praying against the antichrist etc).


    Oh, and no, I don't think Obama is the antichrist. I don't think it is anyone who has yet figured significantly in world politics. But it is probably someone who is alive today and is yet to emerge. IMO
    Hmmmm.

    Do you think if the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus joined forces, that they could possibly stop the anti-Christ? Two on one are pretty good odds. Plus Santa, by my calculations, has LOTS of elves watching his back.



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    Quote Originally Posted by thx1138
    @ elipsemint: Hanging out on a transexual porn site-Isn't that going to blow your chances at getting raptured?


    I'll never understand how evangelical Christians and right-wing conservatives can justify their beliefs in between hanging out at tranny websites. But to each their own, I guess.



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    Quote Originally Posted by thx1138
    @ elipsemint: Hanging out on a transexual porn site-Isn't that going to blow your chances at getting raptured?
    Honestly, the lust issue does bother my conscience. I'll admit that.

    Good question, by the way, but by asking it you are still hinting that you seem to think that I THINK the only way to become acceptable to God is to become perfect and stop doing anything remotely immoral.

    I don't think that.

    To be totally frank, this action, if it is wrong, is no worse than any other thing that I have done wrong in my life, and believe me when I say I have done far worse things.

    However I don't think this act itself (of being a member of this site) is all that bad...any more than going to the pub and having a drink is, which I do on a regular basis. I'm not actually participating in sex with anybody here, not even virtually or metaphorically. It's just communicating and sharing points of view with people, and some harmless flirting too. I am not currently in a relationship, so I am not cheating anyone, either. If I was in a relationship I probably wouldn't spend time here.

    To answer your question the best I can, my only hope, realistically, is to be forgiven for ALL the wrong things I've done, including this if it offends God. That's my hope. Not becoming perfect, because THAT will never happen in this lifetime.


    What if all these fantasies come flailing around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicole Dupre
    Do you think if the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus joined forces, that they could possibly stop the anti-Christ? Two on one are pretty good odds. Plus Santa, by my calculations, has LOTS of elves watching his back.
    If you throw the tooth fairy into the mix, I think they'd be a force to be reckoned with. I feel very good about their chances against the anti-christ.

    Bring it ON!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicole Dupre
    Quote Originally Posted by eclipsemint
    Quote Originally Posted by thx1138
    I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."

    1. They don't believe they are better than anyone else. This is a common misconception among non-believers.
    - they believe that ALL have sinned and fallen short of the standard that a perfect God sets, including believers. That's why they subscribe to a saviour who died for their wrongs and made them friends with God, even though they don't deserve it. It is freely offered to all - there's nothing you need to do to accept it. Just believe it and start living it.

    2. They don't believe they are going to be raptured BECAUSE they are better than everyone else.
    - bad times are coming in the very near future, some think within the next few years. The rapture is a temporary relocation with two purposes: to remove the believers from the warzone when the shit hits the fan; and to get them out of the way so they won't interfere with the progress of the war (by praying against the antichrist etc).


    Oh, and no, I don't think Obama is the antichrist. I don't think it is anyone who has yet figured significantly in world politics. But it is probably someone who is alive today and is yet to emerge. IMO
    Hmmmm.

    Do you think if the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus joined forces, that they could possibly stop the anti-Christ? Two on one are pretty good odds. Plus Santa, by my calculations, has LOTS of elves watching his back.
    lol

    They'd be too busy fighting the anti-Easter Bunny (wot? no choccy eggs? Nooo!) and the anti-Santa Claus.


    What if all these fantasies come flailing around?

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