You gotta be...

[chefmike]

....one screwed up white boy in the first place to convert to what is one of the looniest of all religions, namely Islam...but to then cast your lot with a sorry bunch of goat-fucking-eat-and-wipe-their-ass-with-their-filthy-fingers camel jockeys like this fool did...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_245792.html


On a lighter note, I wonder how he'll get along with Louie Farrakhan's gang of equally deluded thugs while in the joint....now there's a reality show in the making...

Suggested titles, anyone?

[Alyssa87]

i read this this morning.

converting to islam is something i will never understand.
if youre born into it. okay. its burned in your head.

but i have many coisins and uncles who are 5%ers. but grew up baptist.
they defend it to the death.

i will never get it.

[chefmike]

The few black Muslims that I met while in the Navy were very cool and self-composed(I think Farrakhan was still singing calypso then), although they seemed every bit as robotic as the Mormon sailors onboard the Shitty Kitty...of course all we had to do is introduce the Mormon lads to a few nights of drinking and barely legal filapina whores to make them forget all about their Mormon indocrination and be ready to marry the next bar girl who sat next to one of the poor schmucks...

[Alyssa87]

The few black Muslims that I met while in the Navy were very cool and self-composed(I think Farrakhan was still singing calypso then)

wow. how old are you?

[chefmike]

87

[Alyssa87]

do u think maggie griffin, Kathy's mom- is hot?

[chefmike]

LMAO...I haven't checked but I guess Louie had been around a while by then...because it's pretty much common knowledge that he knocked off Malcolm X, isn't it? And that occured before I was wreaking havoc acros the West Pacific so...

[chefmike]

And who the fuck is Maggie Griffin?

Get some culture, chick.

[Alyssa87]

She's a lady around your age. and she's been made famous by her daughter's reality show on BRAVO.
My Life on the D-List

[chefmike]

She's a lady around your age. and she's been made famous by her daughter's reality show on BRAVO.
My Life on the D-List

LOL...my age? Honey all you know about my age is that I could teach your young ass what a spankin and a fuck is all about.... that is if I chose to fulfill your daddy fantasy...

As for the Maggie chick, IMO her only claim to fame is being one of the least entertaining guest stars EVER on Seinfield...

Now I think I need a nap...