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08-24-2009 #1
Your Momma ...
Your momma is so poor , burglars break in and leave things.
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08-24-2009 #2
Your mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it reads 'one at a time please.'
~BB~
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08-24-2009 #3
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- Oct 2007
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- Boston
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Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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08-24-2009 #4
Your momma is so old her social security number is 0
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08-24-2009 #5
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- Oct 2006
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hold up wait a minute, wait a minute...
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08-24-2009 #6
You're momma is so fat, her high school picture was an areal photo.
Just because I'm telling you this story doesn't mean that I'm alive at the end of it.
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08-24-2009 #7
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- Oct 2007
- Location
- Boston
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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts
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08-24-2009 #8
Ya moms so ugly the mirror refuses to reflect her image
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ
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08-24-2009 #9
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- Oct 2007
- Location
- Boston
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Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
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08-24-2009 #10
lol
ya moms so fat she gives herself group hugs
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ