Trollops that fart

[JamesHunt]

Just wondering guys on your opinion on girls that blatantly fart in front of you. Is it a rejection signal, or is she just demonstrating that she's easy in your company??? Picked up a right slapper over the weekend at my local 'grab a granny' night. 7 kids to god knows how many fathers... pussy as loose as the mersey tunnel, I went for a piss in her council flat, and she came in and had a shit, and let off one motherfucker of a fart... all this after I fucked her! Is she trying to tell me something. I've tried ringing her tonight, but there's no reply???

[Solitary Brother]

You fuck girls?


REAL ONES?

[raybbaby]

sounds like she's doing you a favor. I try not to fart in front of girls I like, no matter how comfortable I am around them. With your less than flattering description of this woman, I'm left to wonder why the hell are you calling her? It seems to me you've made a clean get away, now have the sense to stay away. Or did you want to father baby #8?

[The Hierophant]

That's alot of Brit slang. Anyway, she sounds like a Minger.

[JamesHunt]

Or did you want to father baby #8?

So tempting when your assholed, to cum inside them, but I defo pulled out & cum on the bedsheets, PHEW!!!

[raybbaby]

Or did you want to father baby #8?

So tempting when your assholed, to cum inside them, but I defo pulled out & cum on the bedsheets, PHEW!!!

?????? Pulling out?? really? Are you 17? but the point was, why call her back? You've escaped, count your blessings and....well, yeah, count your blessings.

[icarus2112]

I figure the Pull out method only works under two circumstances, 1)pulling out of her ass and 2) pulling out of the driveway, and shouldnt even be considered a birth control method
Dont want any surprise babys mama telling me Im a proud daddy unless Im married to her.

[phobun]

Just wondering guys on your opinion on girls that blatantly fart in front of you. Is it a rejection signal, or is she just demonstrating that she's easy in your company??? Picked up a right slapper over the weekend at my local 'grab a granny' night. 7 kids to god knows how many fathers... pussy as loose as the mersey tunnel, I went for a piss in her council flat, and she came in and had a shit, and let off one motherfucker of a fart... all this after I fucked her! Is she trying to tell me something. I've tried ringing her tonight, but there's no reply???

Is this really the best you can muster when pretending to be a straight guy?
A fat welfare queen with 7 kids in public housing who doesn't even return your calls, and farts in your face?!?
And what about all the cocks in skirts you prefer; after you pump their asses full of air, they never fart, or you just can't hear air flowing out of an open pipe?

[Jericho]

I went for a piss in her council flat, and she came in and had a shit, and let off one motherfucker of a fart

Well, you were pissing in the sink!

[The Piper]

I went for a piss in her council flat, and she came in and had a shit, and let off one motherfucker of a fart

Well, you were pissing in the sink!

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