Start w/ the remakes (or at least some ideas for a few)

[raybbaby]

So, it seems like HA has its fair share of film critics, myself included. So just to spin off of a thread about all the impending crap remakes of the classics from my youth, I want to hear some good ideas. My guess is there is more creativity and imagination on this forum than there is in all of Hollywood. So, sidestepping the trend of sitcom "parody" porno, what would be some kick ass TS porn movies "inspired" by some mainstream Hollywood movies? If all you've got is an interesting twist on the name of an existing movie, that's cool spit out and maybe someone else can come up with a good plot outline. if you've got a name, plot outline or ideas about characters or performers who you think would be good for certain roles, fire those off too. And no "Transformers" suggestions, that shit is just toooo obvious.

[LibertyHarkness]

well instead of Planet Terror you could have Planet Shemale ...

replacing zombies with shemales going on a rampage

[BellaBellucci]

So, it seems like HA has its fair share of film critics, myself included. So just to spin off of a thread about all the impending crap remakes of the classics from my youth, I want to hear some good ideas. My guess is there is more creativity and imagination on this forum than there is in all of Hollywood. So, sidestepping the trend of sitcom "parody" porno, what would be some kick ass TS porn movies "inspired" by some mainstream Hollywood movies? If all you've got is an interesting twist on the name of an existing movie, that's cool spit out and maybe someone else can come up with a good plot outline. if you've got a name, plot outline or ideas about characters or performers who you think would be good for certain roles, fire those off too. And no "Transformers" suggestions, that shit is just toooo obvious.

I almost said 'War of the Roses,' but then I remembered 'The Break-Up.'

I have to admit I'm looking forward to the Robocop movie. I think it should focus less on the RoboCop backstory and be an all-out action movie. Maybe this time Murphy volunteers to do it?



~BB~

[raybbaby]

well instead of Planet Terror you could have Planet Shemale ...

replacing zombies with shemales going on a rampage

Hmm, I never saw the original, but it sounds like it would be really good. When does casting start?

[BellaBellucci]

Oh wait. Porn.

Ok then. Transexual Robocop with mechanical penis and breast enlargers.

~BB~

[raybbaby]

How about Plan 9" from space?

[LibertyHarkness]

ray you need to SEE this film trust me, PLanet Terror will change your life if you dont like I will eat my own head ...

Casting starts next week

Though instead of cutting a girls leg off and replacing with an m16 i was thinking of attaching a Penis instead

[rockabilly]

You've Got Mail = You've Got Shemale
Transformers= Transsexuals

[Dirky]

Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! remade with trannies. Nicole Dupre would do wonders with the Tura Santana role.

[LibertyHarkness]

mehhh transformers ... we all know it would be called Trannyformers - females in disguise