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Thread: Soooo classic!
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06-27-2009 #1
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Soooo classic!
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: It's called, "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at Wal-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off.
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
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06-27-2009 #2
why did you make another thread? we have 5-7 flying around already.
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06-27-2009 #3Originally Posted by BLKGSXR
And maybe its easier to withdraw from life
With all of its misery and wretched lies
If we're dead when tomorrow's gone
The Big Machine will just move on
Still we cling afraid we'll fall
Clinging like the memory which haunts us all
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06-27-2009 #4
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"Perception is Reality, until you know better. Always look below the surface and you will never need to judge."
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06-27-2009 #5
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Re: Soooo classic!
Originally Posted by Snoriega27
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06-27-2009 #6
Re: Soooo classic!
Originally Posted by gotchagood
Originally Posted by gotchagood
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06-27-2009 #7
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Jokes are best told when the timing is right,these would have been funny at the time of his trial,not now just because he died.
Jokes about "Orange Jumper" Simpson would be much funnier.
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06-28-2009 #8
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Re: Soooo classic!
Originally Posted by dgs925
I also find it funny how society tries to hold it's thumb on masculinity. Just because Michael had a warm heart spoke softly and was compassionate toward others, doesn't make him gay. And just because he wasn't running around with his d*** in his hand chasing anything in a skirt doesn't mean he was gay either.
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06-28-2009 #9