Soooo classic!

[Snoriega27]

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: It's called, "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at Wal-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off.

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

[BLKGSXR]

why did you make another thread? we have 5-7 flying around already.

[SarahG]

why did you make another thread? we have 5-7 flying around already.

You think this is bad, I suspect it will be worse if/when Chuck Norris dies. Especially if its sudden.

[JonnyT]

sick

[gotchagood]

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: It's called, "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at Wal-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off.

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Not funny Michael Jackson was not a child molester nor was he gay.

[dgs925]

Not funny

I have to disagree

Michael Jackson was not a child molester nor was he gay.

That's something we'll probably never know. In my country the rich and powerful can generally get away with anything. His being found not guilty doesn't mean a damn thing.

[Cyclops]

Jokes are best told when the timing is right,these would have been funny at the time of his trial,not now just because he died.

Jokes about "Orange Jumper" Simpson would be much funnier.

[gotchagood]

Not funny

I have to disagree

Michael Jackson was not a child molester nor was he gay.

That's something we'll probably never know. In my country the rich and powerful can generally get away with anything. His being found not guilty doesn't mean a damn thing.

That's something we'll probably never know. In my country the rich and powerful can generally get away with anything. His being found not guilty doesn't mean a damn thing.[/quote] For one, child molesters can't stop, even "castrated" ones still have the urge to offend. Funny how when he left the U.S. the allegations stopped. Also, since he had been doing things like sleep overs etc. since the age of 16, he either put on a good show or had uncanny willpower. Kinda like a "practicing" alcoholic being put into a room full of their favorite booze for 30+ years and they "don't" take a drink? Hardly unlikely. The boy that was "paid off" was know to have been coached. hell even Kobe paid off that "lying" girl and "he" was "INNOCENT" as well. They do this because it's way cheaper to fork out a couple mill. to make them go away, than to continue to pay a lawyer who's charging them hundreds of dollars an hour just to even "think" about their case. Also, at one time, Michael Jackson was "the" largest donor for children to receive prosthetic limbs, cancer treatments etc. They didn't tell you that did they?

I also find it funny how society tries to hold it's thumb on masculinity. Just because Michael had a warm heart spoke softly and was compassionate toward others, doesn't make him gay. And just because he wasn't running around with his d*** in his hand chasing anything in a skirt doesn't mean he was gay either.

[Chuck]

Well put!!!