Who has a bigger dick?

[rockabilly]

I think he is ok w/ the DICK , just dont talk about it. lol

[jcinva]

Ok I am going to HAVE TO come out of character here:
You guys are ALL FAGS!
Dont you hear yourselves?
Dont you realize what your saying?
"Straight guys" dont talk about OTHER PEOPLES DICKS!!!
The girls are right about you all.......
How do you live with yourselves?

Okay, first off - it's "you're," not "your." And let's not forget the apostrophe in the contractions, please.

Just because you've gone shrill and all-capsy is no reason to abandon good English.

Second ... you were so close there for a minute. So close!
Straight guys don't talk about other people's dicks... well, I think the litmus here is sucking or fucking other people's dicks, but talking about them is probably an indicator. Indicative, but not dispositive.

So, you were on to something. Then, you fell off the rails when you dropped the whole "The girls" thing.

The point here is: more specifically, you meant other "men's" dicks. Men have dicks. Not women.

Once you break that little, but oh so important axiom: ONLY MEN HAVE DICKS, you wind up in this weird little non-Euclidean reality where you can drop lines like, "Man, I'd love to suck her dick," and not realize you sound like a complete imbecile so far in denial as to have lost all touch with reality.

I've suggested this before, to sort of help you regain your touch with the "real world." Go back to work on Monday and drop that little gem over the watercooler.

"So, dude. I met this girl the other day. We totally clicked and next thing I know, I'm sucking her dick."

Now watch the eyes of your work colleagues.

Dick => guy. Guy sucking dick => gay.
Relax. It's okay. They're not stoning people for this in most major metropolitan areas, these days. You get to keep your job and your house nowadays.

But the slippery slope that is chronic denial. Not healthy.
NOT HEALTHY.

Better to be bi or drop off the het wagon on occasion than to be completely fucking bonkers.

[PSL4u]

So at this point I think it is obvious who is hotter.

TS Jen doesnt even come close to BB.

[sheyum]

yes Jericho--the irony's killing me TOO

Solitary Broher--tranny chaser extraordinaire--and the "girls" are calling US fags!!

thats pretty funny

ever notice the name of this forum--most definitely named by one of the girls---HUNG angels

the gilrs--born men and looking for cock all the time--are WOMEN--and we're FAGS..
interesting

[rockabilly]

Now thats a contradiction.

[drock]

Well, 16 reponses and no guesses.
I guess I'll take a shot: I say they are both about the same in girth, right around avg. But I think Britney's got the bigger dick, lengthwise. I would guess she's in about 6.5-7 and based on the only pic I've seen of Jen, she look more like 5.5-6.

So Britney has the bigger one by about an inch!

they look about the same size to me. who knows if either one has an advantage?

[thebusiness]

So that's how you sum it up for these people on here! Well done.

[rockabilly]

The jury requests more pics of both ladies to reach a verdict.

[Silcc69]

4 pages and not a peep out of either lady. That pretty much sums it up.

[rockabilly]

Yeah they are shy