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06-24-2009 #1
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"Love Letter" from a British Cop on HungDervils
[quote name='Lord Flasheart' post='192701' date='May 10 2009, 03:13 AM']Well I would happily subject you to horrifying sex ordeal. Do you have any pictres of you vomitting or any videos of you inflating your own anus with a bicycle pump and emitting amusing farts just to give me something to wank over?
Seriously if I lived anywhere near you, I would come over to yourplace now, drag any cunt of a client out of your place knock the fuck out of you and then bugger you until ylur arsehole was just a bloody red gash. I'd then make you shoot your spunk all over your carpet and rub your face in it ,you nasty slut.Then put the telly on while you stagger around with two black eyes making me a nice cup of tea with two sugars. My baby gravy dripping out of your abused bottom. I wouldn't bother going to the Police about me you dirty whore because Iam the Police .Bet that makes you feel safer in your bed don't it.
You have me well wound up now, the way you have been telling peoples fortunes and not holding back, telling those accidents to wake up ,because they are nutter men in dresses. , I have a fucking huge hard on. Iam going round to give it to my girlfriend now, when I know you want it. But I'll be thinking of you when Iam pounding her cunt and licking last nights musk our of her arse crack.
I bet you are going to pull wank yourself off now aren't you reading this. You better watch out if I ever go to see me girlfriends parents over in the states, I would find time to come round and tear your arse apart, just so when I read your angry posts I know you have been on your knees bottom in the air getting fucked. . I bet you wouldn't charge me afterwards because you'd like it, I know you like it rough.[/quote]
"You like me. You REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLY like me."
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06-24-2009 #2
lol!
I found that quite amusing, thank you for the read.
You can't make stuff like that up LMAO.
And maybe its easier to withdraw from life
With all of its misery and wretched lies
If we're dead when tomorrow's gone
The Big Machine will just move on
Still we cling afraid we'll fall
Clinging like the memory which haunts us all
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06-24-2009 #3
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Originally Posted by SarahG
Here's my favorite part.
You have me well wound up now, the way you have been telling peoples fortunes and not holding back, telling those accidents to wake up ,because they are nutter men in dresses. , I have a fucking huge hard on.
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06-24-2009 #4
WHAT
THE
FUCK?!?
nobody beats Arianna but me, I get 1st dibs
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ
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06-24-2009 #5
that guy sounds creepy as hell
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06-24-2009 #6
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LOL, he is probably not even a cop. It's just his fantasy to be raped and beaten by one.
An amature does it till they get it right,
A professional does it till they can't get it wrong.
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06-24-2009 #7
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Not THE Lord Flashheart?
Always wondered what went on in the mind of a cop.
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06-24-2009 #8
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Originally Posted by dan_drade
Have you ever seen the Bad Lieutenant? It's really not extremely far-fetched.
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06-24-2009 #9
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Originally Posted by dan_drade
Have you ever seen the Bad Lieutenant? It's really not extremely far-fetched.
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06-24-2009 #10
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Originally Posted by dan_drade
Have you ever seen the Bad Lieutenant? It's really not extremely far-fetched.