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    Default Lick It Before You Stick It !

    This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

    It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?



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    Try this!!!
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    Have some pride and move on. Don't care how hot she is, she's way to stuck up to be worth it.



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    Dental Dams are essentially flat, square condoms for safe sex when lickin' da kitty.

    In a pinch, you can make one by taking a regular condom and clipping from the outterring to the center of the tip and laying it out flat (Don't use the lubcricated variety, they taste terrible!).

    Have fun.


    "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

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    Default Re: Lick It Before You Stick It !

    Quote Originally Posted by peggygee
    This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

    It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?

    BeardedOne Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:30 am Post subject:

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    Dental Dams are essentially flat, square condoms for safe sex when lickin' da kitty.

    In a pinch, you can make one by taking a regular condom and clipping from the outterring to the center of the tip and laying it out flat (Don't use the lubcricated variety, they taste terrible!).

    Have fun.




    Ah, General you're a wise one.

    Now, if only that guy who had been 'sweating me' for months had known that, well he might have got some.

    On a related note, at least my hair and skin looked nice the next day



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    Default Re: Lick It Before You Stick It !

    Quote Originally Posted by Unisex
    Quote Originally Posted by peggygee
    This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

    It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?
    Though, it may have been sad for him, it all worked out well for me.
    http://www.hungangels.com/board/view...hlight=#155326

    Well that and that my hair really looked nice the next day

    Sometimes a woman has to do what a woman's gotta do.

    Moral of the story, is the brain is the ultimate sex organ. Thus I don't
    care about your penis size, whether you can go all night, if you are cute
    as hell. etc.

    So it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle,
    than an ignorant man, or one who lacks knowledge to get between
    my legs.



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    Booty Call was a good movie opcorn


    u will be fucking fat bitches in no time

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollywoodbuckstrap
    Booty Call was a good movie opcorn
    'True dat'.






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    Default Re: Lick It Before You Stick It !

    Quote Originally Posted by peggygee
    This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

    It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?
    You been chasing some pussy peggy? ONe question... what are you going to stick it with?



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