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06-16-2009 #1
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE JUPITER JACK!!!"
Poor Carla having to hear Billy Mays screaming on the phone.
Billy's beard is so dark it looks like it's drawn on with a Sharpie.
Is there anything Billy Mays won't try to sell? Look at all the stuff he's pitched.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays
OxiClean
Orange Glo
Kaboom
Engrave It
Handy Switch
iCan
Mighty Mendit
Mighty Putty (regular) &
Mighty Putty Wood
Hercules Hook
AwesomeAuger
Steam Buddy
Zorbeez
Big City Slider Station
The Ding King
ESPN 360
Energize,
Impact Gel Insoles
Omni DualSaw
Jupiter Jack
What Odor?
Tool Bandit
SIMONIZ Instant Shine,
SIMONIZ fix it! (regular) &
fix it! PRO
Gopher
Samurai Shark
Grater Plater
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06-16-2009 #2
The most irritating voice on TV. I always keep my thumb on the remote's mute button. He always pops up when least expected. I miss Bob Vila. :>(
If I got a dime every time I read an ad with purloined photos I could retire right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjS0AbRpAo Andenzi, izimvo zakho ziyaba.
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06-17-2009 #3
Should Billy Mays pitch for Barry O's National Health Care?
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06-17-2009 #4
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I like the Billy Mays dubs.
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06-17-2009 #5Originally Posted by jaycanuck
billy mays gangsta remix
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06-17-2009 #6
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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet
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06-17-2009 #7Originally Posted by jaycanuck
"Hi, it's Vince for ScamWow Bail Bonds..."
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06-17-2009 #8
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I read on his wikipedia and no charges were laid by either party...so who knows.
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06-17-2009 #9
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Funny shit guys, thanks!
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06-17-2009 #10Originally Posted by jaycanuck
SHIT THATS FUNNY