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    Default #1 cause of death in america is mainstream medicine

    Take your health into your own hands.



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    Eurotrash! Platinum Poster Jericho's Avatar
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    Default Re: #1 cause of death in america is mainstream medicine

    Quote Originally Posted by addicted
    Take your health into your own hands.
    Then it'll still be #1...just with fewer statistics!


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    Default Re: #1 cause of death in america is mainstream medicine

    Quote Originally Posted by addicted
    Take your health into your own hands.
    I'll take your word for it. Since you said it, it must be true.


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    #1 is fried foods.


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    The No 1 cause of death is stupidity, of which the OP is a prime proponent.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MacShreach
    The No 1 cause of death is stupidity, of which the OP is a prime proponent.
    Sadly, stupidity does not have a mortality rate near as high as it should.

    I've had rather good luck with hospitals and the med system (Save for a mis-diagnosis by a GP when I got my first kidney stone at the age of nineteen - A rather young age for that ailment).

    Of course, logic tells us that if you collect a lot of people with random infectious illnesses and throw them all into the same venue, it's not impossible for a few to invest in agricultural real estate as a result. Buy the farm, as it were.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thx1138
    #1 is fried foods.
    Absolutely!

    If we want to talk about mortality, just look at the crap that pass off as food in this country.


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    With all of its misery and wretched lies
    If we're dead when tomorrow's gone
    The Big Machine will just move on
    Still we cling afraid we'll fall
    Clinging like the memory which haunts us all

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