So Megan Fox is flawed (haiku)

[sockmonkey]

Okay, she's got a stubby thumb.

We all have our issues.

I like her even more.

This is a non-issue in my eyes. She'll make a terrible hitchhiker, so what?


Personally I think her biggest flaw is dating Brian Austin Green.

[Dinand]

Her feet aren't as hot either!

[phobun]

Okay, she's got a stubby thumb.

We all have our issues.

I like her even more.

For a Fox with no flaws, consider Brittany Fox:

[CORVETTEDUDE]

THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! I ain't fuckin' her!!!!

[giovanni_hotel]

It looks like a surgeon accidentally attached her big toe to her hand!!!

Still a hottie, but whenever I see that thumb-toe, I feel nauseous.

[hotvegasguy26]

what?! thats not a flaw... you know how much better that thumbs gonna feel when it goes in your butt?

[runamok]

If she had a fat cock she'd be fucking perfect.

[Hazel Tucker]

Okay, she's got a stubby thumb.

We all have our issues.

I like her even more.

I'd let her put that cute stubby thumb anywhere she liked. lol

[Felicia Katt]

thumbs down!!! LOL

If you have to look to someone's thumbs to find something wrong with them, you are looking way too hard!

FK

[Realgirls4me]

thumbs down!!! LOL

If you have to look to someone's thumbs to find something wrong with them, you are looking way too hard!

FK

Hey, we're talking function here. If her hand -- because of her short thumb -- can't wrap around my ... oh, nevermind.

Seriously, Megan Fox is a startling -- STARTLING -- beautiful young woman, but those tattoos are just too much to yours truly. Couldn't she just have gotten a tramp stamp and be done with them? That one on her leg is just hideous. It just ruins the flow and wholesomeness.