[Take the TEST]Psychoanalyze Yourself

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

lol On 1&8 So you're going to throw me at your neighbors yard?

~Kisses.

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[LilWyte]

huhh it said where am i throwing the cup someone left on my lawn not where am i throwing the person im walkin wit lol

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

From the link i gave on page one, here's how the answers were interpreted:

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

lol

~Kisses.

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[LilWyte]

oh damn lol well im sure my neighbors are nice ppl

[Quiet Reflections]

a female friend of mine gave me this test at a bar about 2 years ago. She says you can only take it once because after you know the meanings of your choices your answers will change to suit you and wont be genuine

[SarahG]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

I'm walking with a friend [I'll leave the name out]

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

It's a crow.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Nothing.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Two story, if I had to guestimate ~3.5k sq-ft.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes, a really big black wrought iron fence.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Its a long rectangular mahogeny table, two matching chairs (one at each end), a brass light fixture hanging above the table, walls are dark burgundy, the room is otherwise undecorated and windowless, the table is set but otherwise empty. The floor is carpeted with a dark colored carpet, of a tight weave (not shag).

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Strofoam.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Stump on it, crushing it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

It's a huge, dark swamp/wetland I can't see across

10. How will you cross the water?

Why do I have to cross the water? I have no reason to cross the water, nothing tells me I have anything to use the cross the water- so I'd have to walk through it. But I'm not about to walk into a void I can't see across. I take the table out of the dining room, break off its legs and see if it floats. If it floats I then use the legs of the table as paddles and cross the water on the table I had to describe earlier. Actually scratch that, I still have no reason to cross the water- I don't know how to swim, I'm staying out of the fucking water.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

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SarahG, Did you check the results of those answers?

http://bl.net/forwards/psychtest.html

~Kisses.

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[SarahG]

@10

SarahG, Did you check the results of those answers?

http://bl.net/forwards/psychtest.html

~Kisses.

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I just checked it, I am not sure I'd trust their rational, but I get the jest of what they're saying.

I used to drive my therapists crazy with these things when I was little.

My favorite tests to mess with therapists were word association and the ink blots.

Ink blots were awesome: "Cool, you know what this looks like? I see another ink blot!"

I had to rehearse myself for word association tho, i.e.
Their word
Me: I
Their word
Me: Hate
Their word
Me: Waste/waisting
Their word:
Me: Time
Their word
Me: In therapy

That would usually be when they'd catch on, since I said two words.

I would also get enjoyment out of seeing how crazy I could make them think I really was. Ink blots were great about pretending to see mutilated bodies, explosions, and so on. I was rarely successful because I could only keep a straight face for so long.

[foolish99]

I LOVE THIS STUFF

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? My girlfriend, Veronica

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? Racoon

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We see eachother and it runs into bushes/leavres

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
enormous -- old english estate-- think the estate in The Mummy III

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
no -- just enormous grounds and gardens

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
table is bare but the table is enormous (long) with chairs all around
huge stone fireplace, richly carved
wood paneled walls
tapestries

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
ceramic

8. What do you do with the cup?
examine it and then leave it

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
huge lake, dark and tumultuous -- think lake michigan in october

10. How will you cross the water?
I wont

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

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SarahG, Did you check the results of those answers?

http://bl.net/forwards/psychtest.html

~Kisses.

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I just checked it, I am not sure I'd trust their rational, but I get the jest of what they're saying.

I used to drive my therapists crazy with these things when I was little.

My favorite tests to mess with therapists were word association and the ink blots.

Ink blots were awesome: "Cool, you know what this looks like? I see another ink blot!"

I had to rehearse myself for word association tho, i.e.
Their word
Me: I
Their word
Me: Hate
Their word
Me: Waste/waisting
Their word:
Me: Time
Their word
Me: In therapy

That would usually be when they'd catch on, since I said two words.

I would also get enjoyment out of seeing how crazy I could make them think I really was. Ink blots were great about pretending to see mutilated bodies, explosions, and so on. I was rarely successful because I could only keep a straight face for so long.

lol I've never been in therapy but I heard stories from people (both patient and therapist)..some are really funny others out of this world freakish! The best ones were normally from kids and teens.

~Kisses.

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