Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them—folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on



A bloke goes into a brothel in Rome and asks “How much for humiliation?”
The Madam answers “40 Euros”
“What do I get for that?” he asks.
“A Man United shirt”



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