Strange or weird things

[tommy001]

Any TS escorts or ts girls had any strange or weird things happen to them when escorting or going on a date? Someone like client having a heart attack, not living up to expectations. Just any weird or interesting things would be great to hear and share.

[LibertyHarkness]

had a guy talk in rhyme once .. rather strange to say the least

[tommy001]

had a guy talk in rhyme once .. rather strange to say the least

Like talking in poetry style all the time? That's weird. You're leading the list so far

[MdR Dave]

had a guy talk in rhyme once .. rather strange to say the least

Iambic pentameter? Please say it was iambic pentameter!

[tommy001]

changing the subject slightly, i heard a guy in a shop not long ago who had Tourette's disorder. I didn't know what was happening. Felt sorry for him when someone told me what was going on.

[LibertyHarkness]

yeah he wouldnt actually speak to me like a normal person talks .. everyone was all rhyming to a rhythm rather disturbing i found, especially when he was getting close the vinegar stroke .. i had to really keep my mouth shut from laughing out

[martin48]

Iambic pentameter? Please say it was iambic pentameter!

As Shakespeare's most famous quote

× / × / × / / × × / (×)

To be or not to be, that is the question

But here it has a weak ending (final syllable is unstressed) - perhaps this guy had a weak ending too.

[martin48]

yeah he wouldnt actually speak to me like a normal person talks .. everyone was all rhyming to a rhythm rather disturbing i found, especially when he was getting close the vinegar stroke .. i had to really keep my mouth shut from laughing out

Always best to keep your mouth shut on the final strokes

[Prospero]

The potential from Liberty's story is immense.
wonder if did this in his everyday life.

Like in the greengrocers or the butchers.

[Stavros]

It isn't strange to talk in rhyme
but might be if it's all in mime:
arms outstretched, the wafted hand
could lead one to misunderstand
the message that is put across
which passes by at each one's loss.
Thus forwarned, the trembling tongue
may lisp the words to say hung
angels do fear not to tread
when rhyming couplets are ever read.