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04-01-2009 #21jaybeeGuestOriginally Posted by Tara Emory
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04-01-2009 #22
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Originally Posted by jaycanuck
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04-01-2009 #23Originally Posted by Legend
Then just as he was starting to convince me I should love him back, I hear this awful rumour that in fact, he loves EVERYONE!!! And I thought he'd commit to one person! I thought _I_ was special! His charms had just started to work on me, and he left me crestfallen!
I thought he loved me exclusively, but apparently he loves this other woman I know, and then this other woman who lives out in Kansas. And apparently a whole bunch of old ladies out in Minnesota (ew!). And apparently he loves a bunch of ladies down in the Bible Belt (whatever that means!). How many girlfriends does this guy have?????????
And THEN, I hear he also loves a bunch of MEN too! Why, that two-timin, no good, double-crossin' cheatin' son of a.. um.. well, son of a.. come to think about it, I never DID met his dad.. and i'm sure if his dad exerted any control over him, he would have told him to cut his hair and shave off that awful beard of his! That's so.. well, it's SO 31 AD.
*sob* Jesus broke my heart!
I'm going to be in my room, crying!!! *sob*
-Tara
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04-01-2009 #24
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Damn you really fooled me at first... I was shocked lol )
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04-01-2009 #25
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Originally Posted by Legend
It's 2009... time to be rational and draw the curtain on this fraud.
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04-01-2009 #26
Religion has people believing "there`s an invisibile man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of everyday and the invisible man has a list of ten SPECIFIC things he DOES NOT want you to do and if you do ANY ONE of these things you will go to a place of fire,torture,anguish,suffering,burning and pain until the end of time...... but he loves you,he loves you,he loves you and he needs money he always needs money. He`s all powerful all wise all knowing all present.....he just can`t seem to handle money.
Religion takes in billions of dollars a year,pays no taxes yet they always seem to need money. If I may be permitted a small pun HOLY SHIT!"
George Carlin
R.I.P.
Oh and by the way, good one Tara you sexy minx
Are you sure that this work will be in competent hands? Why sointenly were all incompetent.
nyuk nyuk nyuk
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04-01-2009 #27Originally Posted by Legend
And maybe its easier to withdraw from life
With all of its misery and wretched lies
If we're dead when tomorrow's gone
The Big Machine will just move on
Still we cling afraid we'll fall
Clinging like the memory which haunts us all
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04-01-2009 #28
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Oooh! You had me going for a second there..til I remembered the date! Nice one, Tara xxx
Don't ever change.
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04-01-2009 #29
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Faith can be a difficult thing to maintain
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04-01-2009 #30
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Since you are leaving to join the Amish in building fireplaces can I have you Citroen