Leaving this awful porn industry!

[Tiffany Anne]

Can I get one of those in a knotty oak?

Yes, and in Cherry. You should see the beard I'm sporting these days too.

It's pretty impressive.

[phobun]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

Isn't that kind of taking it a little too far.

It is if the pregnancy is unintended.
It is also a little far if Jesus shot his load from heaven, but perhaps he brought her to heaven first, or at least simultaneously. Jesus was reputedly a great orator.
Although if it is just a mortal Jesus from south of the border, there might not have been any far distances involved at all.

[Scott098]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

I'd bottom for the LORD

[El Nino]

Nobody knows for sure if the guy "Jesus" even existed...
Just more proof that humans are quite easily herded around.

[Bob's Tgirls]

...okay. I admit it was all a joke! Could you tell?

If I wanted this joke to have actually fooled anyone, I would have had to have taken my website down, deleted all my pictures.. and run the risk of having it actually damage my career.

No disrespect to born-again christians (I've known a few gay born agains who were walking anathema and somehow were very happy), but I guess I didn't get that sort of glazed-over brainwashed tone quite right.. I was sort of going for a quiverfull-vibe to it, but i didn't quite pull it off.

Actually, The reason I'm not worried about going to hell because I'm a shitty liar. Plus, if there is a hell, I'm sure all the interesting people will be there...

-Tara

Actually you had me going for a minute. I was on the phone with Sofia and I was reading it to her. I've seen this happen a number of times, so I know it can happen. Last year, my programmer stopped working for me after he found Jesus.

But I was really getting excited for a moment when I thought of you with a beard. Now I'm disappointed.














NOT!

[Tara Emory]

...okay. I admit it was all a joke! Could you tell?

If I wanted this joke to have actually fooled anyone, I would have had to have taken my website down, deleted all my pictures.. and run the risk of having it actually damage my career.

No disrespect to born-again christians (I've known a few gay born agains who were walking anathema and somehow were very happy), but I guess I didn't get that sort of glazed-over brainwashed tone quite right.. I was sort of going for a quiverfull-vibe to it, but i didn't quite pull it off.

Actually, The reason I'm not worried about going to hell because I'm a shitty liar. Plus, if there is a hell, I'm sure all the interesting people will be there...

-Tara

Actually you had me going for a minute. I was on the phone with Sofia and I was reading it to her. I've seen this happen a number of times, so I know it can happen. Last year, my programmer stopped working for me after he found Jesus.

But I was really getting excited for a moment when I thought of you with a beard. Now I'm disappointed.














NOT!

But I did find Jesus. He didn't want me to find him.. He tried to make his phone number unlisted, tried to move to another town and disappear from the internet, but I stalked him and found him. Yep, I found him alright. After all that two-timing "loving everyone" crap he pulled on me, I found him.. and I'm just waiting for the right moment...

-Tara

Wow.. ewww! That beard picture is the most frightening thing, because apparently it swallowed my nose at the same time.

[Bob's Tgirls]

...okay. I admit it was all a joke! Could you tell?

If I wanted this joke to have actually fooled anyone, I would have had to have taken my website down, deleted all my pictures.. and run the risk of having it actually damage my career.

No disrespect to born-again christians (I've known a few gay born agains who were walking anathema and somehow were very happy), but I guess I didn't get that sort of glazed-over brainwashed tone quite right.. I was sort of going for a quiverfull-vibe to it, but i didn't quite pull it off.

Actually, The reason I'm not worried about going to hell because I'm a shitty liar. Plus, if there is a hell, I'm sure all the interesting people will be there...

-Tara

Actually you had me going for a minute. I was on the phone with Sofia and I was reading it to her. I've seen this happen a number of times, so I know it can happen. Last year, my programmer stopped working for me after he found Jesus.

But I was really getting excited for a moment when I thought of you with a beard. Now I'm disappointed.














NOT!

But I did find Jesus. He didn't want me to find him.. He tried to make his phone number unlisted, tried to move to another town and disappear from the internet, but I stalked him and found him. Yep, I found him alright. After all that two-timing "loving everyone" crap he pulled on me, I found him.. and I'm just waiting for the right moment...

-Tara

Wow.. ewww! That beard picture is the most frightening thing, because apparently it swallowed my nose at the same time.

I look at that pic and imagine Buddy Woods behind the beard.

[Richctdude]

hahahah good april fools

[jaycanuck]

But I did find Jesus. He didn't want me to find him.. He tried to make his phone number unlisted, tried to move to another town and disappear from the internet, but I stalked him and found him. Yep, I found him alright. After all that two-timing "loving everyone" crap he pulled on me, I found him.. and I'm just waiting for the right moment...

Remind me not to fuck with you.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

wow i want one of those fireplaces for my flat



Jesus loves transsexuals didnt you know he touches me every day

I was gonna order one of those fireplaces of obvious quality but, I believe I'd enjoy laying in front of one, and feel the comfort of Liberty's body (of obvious quality) next to me. Ohhhhh yea!!!!