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04-01-2009 #1Veteran Poster
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Leaving this awful porn industry!
It is with heavy heart that I bid you all farewell. I can't do this anymore.
All the shallow sex, all the drugs. All the everything, and what it was doing to my soul.
I was down on my luck, living a life of absollute sin, and thankfully I have been Saved.
I will be winding my website down in the next couple of weeks to ease the pain of the people who have joined my site and expected me to continue indulging in this sinful behavior. And I have finally come to terms with my shame of making all these men spill their sperm (each one should have let to the creation of a baby!) in my honor!
The only thing is I can't figure out how to change my avatar right now.. I look at that horrible, slutty person I was, and I know all the more that when He saved me, He saved me from that!
I am not even comfortable posting this on Hung Angels.. How could I besmerch the name of holy angels, now that I know that The Devil was where I was headed, with all the meaningless sex that I was having -without procreating a single child!
I don't know what I was thinking, but my soul had been eaten away so much, I don't even know what I was thinking. What was I thinking? All I know now is that Jesus has saved me, and I can now go to heaven and be with people I truly admire, like Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter.
And I am turning my talents to other things. I am a skilled woodworker, and have begun to make fake fireplaces, which have a little heater built into them. They're really nice, and ifyou buy the heater, the fireplace comes free.
farewell
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04-01-2009 #2Gold Poster
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April Fool's wind-up
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04-01-2009 #3Rookie Poster
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Can I get one of those in a knotty oak?
"Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid" - John Wayne
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04-01-2009 #4Veteran Poster
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Yes, and in Cherry. You should see the beard I'm sporting these days too.
Originally Posted by Dave32111
Can I get one of those in a knotty oak?
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04-01-2009 #5Platinum Poster
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+1 Originally Posted by phobun
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04-01-2009 #6Platinum Poster
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she found Jesus !
good one tara. u had me going
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04-01-2009 #7Professional Poster
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Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?
Originally Posted by jcinva
WHAT?! You mean you're all just wasting my time?!! Originally Posted by 2009AD
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04-01-2009 #8GOD Emperor of Mankind Platinum Poster
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wow i want one of those fireplaces for my flat
Jesus loves transsexuals didnt you know he touches me every day
Liberty Harkness
"English Transsexual Model - Entertainer - Photographer "
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04-01-2009 #9Eurotrash! Platinum Poster
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*Must* check the date in future!
I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!
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04-01-2009 #10Professional Poster
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I'm happy to hear you've seen the light Tara. Take hold of Jesus' hand and let him guide you to salvation....
...oh wait that's just a role-playing session I'm dreaming of.
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