OK this has to be it's own thread......................

[MrsKellyPierce]

You missed the fingerbanging part after he smelled himself. I love Yoitte but girl let him touch her on the face with those gross hands after and other regions of her body. I'd of slapped him and told him to get in the shower before he did.

[Felicia Katt]

I once was so drunk ( once... yeah right ) and I took this guy home. I jumped him in the middle of the street and lost myself on him... Cause I couldn't control myself... need I say more?

So we start to smell something funny and try to get upstairs only to find that I had given Felicia Katt my car keys with my house keys on them.

She was inside a club and could not get to the phone. We set there dirty for about 1 hr.... The poor guy.

Usually the shit hitting the fan is just an expression!! LOL

FK

[SarahG]

Sure, why not? I've screwed broads on their period and cleaned myself off with their pillow when they weren't looking. My last gf had a heavy flow so sometimes I had to use the sheets too. I always knew when it was her time of the month because groups of vampire bats would circle her if she went outside at night.

LMFAO. That's gotta be my favorite post of the week.