taking a shit when your asshole burns

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm sorry, just the thought of that is hilarious

[GroobySteven]

I usually put less chilli in the curry the next time I cook it.
seanchai

[Johnny Cocksville]

Use these

LMAO

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fraise]

What are you talking about? TS are geneticaly altered they don't shit or fart! Has anyone smelt a shemale fart?

[ezed]

how do you girls deal with that?.. is it worth it to get fucked?

It's an old tgirl secret....a dab of aloe on your finger slide it up your hole prior to defecating. Wash the hand with Rosa'a Lime Juice and stick your finger in your mouth. Give it a try, works wonders. You shit like you have a teflon shute greased with white lube. Try it! Let me know how it works. The ancient Incas rave about this method.

[Ecstatic]

Try a little WD-40!

[Realgirls4me]

WD-40 will temporarily quell the squeaks, and prevent a little rust. I'd try an 80 SAE weight lube myself.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh stop being so damn cheap
spend the $10 and get a Quart of Mobil 1 Synthetic
LMAO

[Eric420]

Greatest thread title ev4r!