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    um..yeeaah...i think you should lay off the crack pipe.


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    I used to charge $1000 per board foot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by trish
    I used to charge $1000 per board foot.
    "GULP in a scared way"



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    Eurotrash! Platinum Poster Jericho's Avatar
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    I think this is a great idea...And for every inch they overcharge, there should be a $300 fine....Should even things out!


    I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jericho
    I think this is a great idea...And for every inch they overcharge, there should be a $300 fine....Should even things out!
    Wait, why should the girls have to pay the guys?

    Truth in advertising laws have loop holes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tsntx
    if i could get a 100 for every inch i would know that the economy is great as i could pay my condo and all other monthly bills with JUST 2 clients
    Where do you live where Condo's are soo cheap?????



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    Quote Originally Posted by happychris
    Quote Originally Posted by tsntx
    if i could get a 100 for every inch i would know that the economy is great as i could pay my condo and all other monthly bills with JUST 2 clients
    Where do you live where Condo's are soo cheap?????
    austin

    1k a month 1k sqft 2 bed 1 bath
    rent just went down so im grading to a 2/2 for same price in march



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    current NYC rate of the B & C list chicks: $10 per inch
    unless rent is due then it's probably $5 per inch

    so take this ad for example:

    HELLO GUYS MY NAME IS [insert name here],I AMA HOT LATINA SHEMALE GOOD LOOKING VERY VERSATILE,WHIT 9"F/F.AND TH!CK!!!! IF YOU INTERSTED AND YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE JUST CONTACT ME AND YOU WONT BE DESAPOINTED!!! WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!!! CALL ME NOW!! DONT MISS OUT THIS OPORTUNITY!!!(SPECIAL RATES AVAILABLE)!!!

    translation: $100/hr ($90 for the 9 inches + $10 for the cab to whatever gay bar she wants to go to afterwards) Special Rates translation: if you're cute and I see you while walking the streets as long as you pay for the cab back to her apartment the sex is free............


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    good idea danielle..but i just watched that ts seduction scene of you doing that guy in the bathroom..
    for THAT cock--you should have defiinitely gotten double scale...

    you are one dirty motherfucker..and I mean that in the sweetest of ways..

    which leads me to another thought--maybe girls should be paid according to how nasty their minds are...thats more important than size...



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    an added note--and I don't mean this in an asskissing way (cause i HATE the asskissers on this board)--but with that mind and attitude of yours--your value should remain excatly the same--cock or no cock..



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