worst sex of my life! :-(

[SXFX]

+1!
Girls don't want to know how dirty we dogs are.
And why I for one liked dating ts girls for a bit.
You know how dirty I am. You know how horny I am and you know how it effects me.
Your average GG? NO FREAKING CLUE!

[SXFX]

God cheating is looking so freaking easy and justifiable.

[celticgrafix]

well that sucks

[a994]

it was my birth day today, i use to get porno DVD's or a girl would buy her self a little teady and wear it for me, or hand me a bottle of lube and wink. I got a pair of white business shoes?
33 and thinking of jumping. This isn't good.

Naw, man, you DO NOT want to go to that extreme just because your sex life is disappointing right now. It's not at all worth it.

I'd rather see you rekindle your relationship (or begin a new one) with your hand than jump. I hope you are only joking about that.

[posty]

Those white dress shoes might work with a casual linen suit. I mean real casual. Problem is this works best for the tall skinny European look. Doesn't sound like you are that skinny.



If you really want to blow some people's minds, you have to have to get a zoot suit or something and rock some white suspenders, but I wouldn't be trying to invest in a whole new wardrobe just to use those shoes. Plus you can't just show up one day looking all dapper if that's not your normal look.

[andyuk]

kinda feel sorry for your girl.
if you love her,then tell her and try to work things out.
if it is just based on sex,then i guess you should call it quits.

[SXFX]

Mate I tell the girl I love her!
Fuck! Today I took her car to the DMV for inspection during my lunch so she wouldn't have to worry!
I'm freaking making a roast for dinner so when she gets home from her night class she can eat a nice warm meal! Fucks sakes man! I gave up a new Xbox to get a freaking vacuum cleaner!
And how many guys do you know that when their better half looks at a pair of shoes says "go try those on, they will look great on you!" And then if they do buys them!
I mean shit! I bought her a lap top and threw her a surprise birth day party, i got to by hamburgers and fucking white shoes!
And when it comes to sex, she has a closet of gorgeous sexy outfits and toys and shoes that I've bought for her. Does she wear them NO!
And don't give me that, your not a good lover Sx, fuck yeah I am! I ate that bitches cunt out for 45 min the last time we had sex! I fucking love her that fucking much. I then get a bj and a few hours later am called a selfish lover! WTF!
My secretary, keeps telling me to tell her to watch out. That I'm like a ripe apple, some day some woman is going to just pick me and eat me in front of her. At first it was funny, no really I laughed.
But shit when you suddenly look back and you realize you are only getting it once a week......well I'm starting to think I should be looking for some one to bight me!

I'm starting to think that this bitch needs a butler not a boy friend / husband!

[posty]

Mate I tell the girl I love her!
I'm freaking making a roast for dinner so when she gets home from her night class she can eat a nice warm meal! Fucks sakes man! I gave up a new Xbox to get a freaking vacuum cleaner!

I'd give it up at least twice a week for a roast dinner and a vacuum.

[SXFX]

ha! Oh wow! that's it!

[Apostle]

How anyone can hate on chubby girls, is fucking crazy. Shit, I take her if she cute in the face. Some peeps are straight up haters.