worst sex of my life! :-(

[SXFX]

I'm very sorry and I hate to bother.
But just wanted to say that at the moment I'm having the worst sex of my life with my partner! Absolute crap!
She's as coordinated as a drunken monkey in the sack and as much fun as.......well not fun at all!
And add to it that she has put on 10lbs in the last 6 months and I've lost 10lbs, even though we go to the gym together.....and sadly I think I'm becoming one of those guys who is dating one of those chubby bitchy girls!
Rant over and again I'm sorry!

[Coroner]

I'm very sorry and I hate to bother.
But just wanted to say that at the moment I'm having the worst sex of my life with my partner! Absolute crap!
She's as coordinated as a drunken monkey in the sack and as much fun as.......well not fun at all!
And add to it that she has put on 10lbs in the last 6 months and I've lost 10lbs, even though we go to the gym together.....and sadly I think I'm becoming one of those guys who is dating one of those chubby bitchy girls!
Rant over and again I'm sorry!

Why don´t you tell her that?

[Deimos]

Yeah honesty is usually the first barrier you have to break.

[SXFX]

Have you ever told a girl that she sucks in the sack?
Ever!
That's like telling her she is fat or her shoes out of style!

I can see it now "Hay hun, you know I had to teach you every thing about sex, how i was the first guy to ever finger your ass while eating you out to being the first guy to introduce you to porn....yeah hate to say this but well..you suck in the sack! You lay there flat backed and honestly I don't think you are enjoying this at all!.....hay is that a tazer!!"

[Alyssa87]

im so sorry for you guys.

but if i was her, i'd want to know how u feel.
i wouldnt want to be with someone that had that kind of secret contempt for me.

kind of a waste of time, no?

[DL_NL]

But just wanted to say that at the moment I'm having the worst sex of my life with my partner!

Trying to picture someone typing this whilst having sex...

[collegeguy21]

dont tell her just leave her... survival of the fittest

[SXFX]

im so sorry for you guys.

but if i was her, i'd want to know how u feel.
i wouldn't want to be with someone that had that kind of secret contempt for me.

kind of a waste of time, no?

Gorgeous, nun, a woman's sexuality, her ability to pleasure her partner is kind of an important thing.
And well ok so this girl had lots of boring squares before she met me, apparently all her X boy friends were ok with having sex once a week....fuck once a week! i need it every other day!
And apparently all her X's were boring as well, very simple missionary nothing kinky!
I dragged her to her first sex shop, I bought her her very first sex toy (a rabbit with the remote she now loves it), I showed her her very first porno....I I I I'm freaking tired! Do you know how long it took me to convince her that by me fingering her ass that she would cum harder and faster! AND SHE DOES! 6 months! We tried anal a few times but eventually I just gave up!
The girl is freaking 27 she should have done this all when she was 21!
All my life I dated out going sexually experienced girls who knew how to make me smile and were just amazing little sex bombs! Both TS and GG. But this one? Yeah I love her, yeah I care but.......man my brain and my dick are having some very serious arguments!
Maybe this is why good guys have affairs?
I feel like I'm drowning in a sea or oat meal. What the hell happened to me?

ps
it was my birth day today, i use to get porno DVD's or a girl would buy her self a little teady and wear it for me, or hand me a bottle of lube and wink. I got a pair of white business shoes?
33 and thinking of jumping. This isn't good.

[collegeguy21]

i dont think i would consider it an affair if you got a hooker once in a while

[ef9hatchman]

why are you crying about your Presents. Its not a must its a privelege to get presents on your birthday.
Dude If your having problems in the bed then....Try something she wants to do. Have you thought that she thinks she just does it to make YOU happy but not her?