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Thread: Me hitting the Heavy Bag!
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01-09-2009 #11
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Maybe in the future you should spend less time in the locker room dropping the soap...
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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01-09-2009 #12
.48 seconds in brilliant the defense is astounding and the expression is plain BRILLIANT
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01-09-2009 #13
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Originally Posted by Solitary Brother
dip shit
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01-09-2009 #14
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Originally Posted by Solitary Brother
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01-09-2009 #15
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Re: Me hitting the Heavy Bag!
Originally Posted by Solitary Brother
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01-09-2009 #16
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Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
No, I mean really. You know what this looks like? It looks like somebody who was born with those little flipper-arms, the ones that look like raw chicken tenders. It looks like somebody who was born with flippers for arms, flailing at a bag with their custom-made prosthetics. The physics would be such that the inertia generated by the little flipper-arms couldn't possibly be enough to compensate for the mass of the prosthetics, resulting inevitably in those ridiculous uppercut slaps. I seriously don't think I've ever seen somebody go slap-happy at a heavy bag like their arms were going to fall off.
Solitary, I actually hope to god that's not you (though I'm fairly certain you're just taking the piss with this one). But in the instance that it is, I can only imagine your mom must've been throwing back Thalidomide like they were Tic-Tacs.
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01-09-2009 #17
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Aw c'mon! Y'all know that shit was funny!
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01-09-2009 #19
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this guy isnt from the bay area like u say u are.
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01-10-2009 #20
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Originally Posted by Solitary Brother