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12-23-2008 #1Junior Poster
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Anybody else sick of Christmas Music???
OMG I'm so sick of hearing the same 10 or 12 Christmas songs over and over and over. That's the big problem with Christmas music ya know? No matter who is singing Jingle Bells it's still freakin Jingle Bells!!! It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't play the stuff until a week or two before Christmas but two months of it is just too damn much!!! I get so sick of it I make up my own dirty lyrics.
How about instead of Let It Snow we call it Let Her Blow?
"Well the weather outside is frightful but her thighs are so delightful.
So since we've got no place to go, let her blow let her blow let her blow."
I actually have verses for the whole damn song but you get the idea. Or how about....
"Up on the tabletops strippers dance,
gives me a woody in my pants.
Down on their knees playing with my toy,
feels so good I moan with joy"
Yeah I have the whole song rewritten for that one too. I was thinking of a new version of Jingle Bells too. How about.....
"Tgirl balls, Tgirl balls, Tgirls all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride on a Tgirl cock today, Hey!"
Anybody else got any good ones?
Ashlee
Gender is defined between your ears, not between your legs!
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12-23-2008 #2Silver Poster
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You just have to tune it out.
"You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on your saddle."
~ Kinky Friedman ~
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12-23-2008 #3Junior Poster
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xmas muzak:
why suicide was invented
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12-23-2008 #4I've done my service Platinum Poster
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I have some Christmas albums (Xtina's, Christmas on Death Row)...but I don't really listen to them; I'm just a completist.
William Escalade is no more. He's done his service to the site.
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12-23-2008 #5Junior Poster
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I've been playing Christmas music in my restaurant for the last two weeks and if I have to hear Mariah Carey's All I want For Christmas one more time I'm going to rip my hair out lol. I'm closing for 5 days this week so luckily when I reopen next week I can go back to different music
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12-23-2008 #65 Star Poster
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I can't think of a single sound that makes me want to rip my ears out quicker than Xmas music. I do my best to avoid anywhere that plays Xmas music (and I do a pretty damn good job at it).
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12-23-2008 #7Rookie Poster
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Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Mannheim Steamroller, awesome Christmas music, and great to see live.
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12-23-2008 #8Professional Poster
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Yeah, sickly sweet horror. Mariah Carey, George Michael, USA for Africa... hate the stuff and it's everywhere.
My iPod goes with me everywhere so I can play my onw music over the xmas crap.
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12-23-2008 #9Junior Poster
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ive barely heard any lol barely seen any xmas movies either..i want to
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12-23-2008 #10Platinum Poster
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Yah, these and the choral variation on Pachelbel's Canon in d are the only ones I can stand to hear more than a couple of times through the season.
Originally Posted by Fueler
It's gotten pretty much so that I tune it out until something 'unique' picks at my ears. Crosby and Bowie, Sinatra and Lauper, something genuinely different.
Of course, ever since one of the gurls introduced me to JibJab, I have the 2006 Year in Review: Nuckin' Futs, stuck in my head whenever I think of the Jingle Bells theme.
Welcome to our show,
We're happy that you're here,
To hear us sing a song,
About this crazy year!
There was violence in Iraq,
Trouble in Afghanistan,
And Brangelina had a kid
And started their own clan!
Ooooh-sama hides!
Britney rides.
Saddam lost his case.
Remember when Dick Cheney shot that one guy in the faa-ace?
Phone call scans!
Liquid bans!
Chavez blew a nut!
In the year 2006
The world was Nuckin Futs!
Tom Cruse got the axe.
The Thai had quite a coup
I learned at summer camp,
Mel Gibson hates the Jews.
Haggart fell from grace,
Zarqui bit the dust,
And the Google guys bought YouTube
For a couple billion bucks!
WOO-HOO!
Did you hear,
This past year,
Castro nearly croaked.
And Ariel Sharon
Suffered a hemorrhagic stro-oke.
Abramoff!
Tom Delay!
Freezers full of cash!
"My Congressman IM'd me
For a picture of my ASS!"
Paris swore of sex,
Religious wars abound,
Kim Jong lit a bomb,
Somewhere underground.
E-coli in our food,
Ken Lay died after trial,
Lance Bass announced that he prefers
Alternative lifestyles!
Did you hear,
This past year,
Rummy got the can.
The Dems took over Congress,
"I don't think they have a pla-an!"
Israel!
Hezbollah!
Iran wants a bomb!
The way that things are headin'
Armage-edon won't be loooong!
It really won't be long!
YEAH!
http://www.jibjab.com/originals/nuckin_futs
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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