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12-09-2008 #1
A Hung Angels Christmas Tradition
I've been posting this, in varying forms, for the last several years and since its that time of year again, I'm bumping this thread and have updated it slightly
enjoy.
It was night before Xmas, and all through the board
not a poster was stirring, at least none un-ignored.
The Angels were hung, but their wares weren't displayed
while freeloading pic hounds were mad and dismayed
Shy chasers were nestled, at home with their porn
while bolder ones websurfed with lust or with scorn
Seanchai in England, and Alannah in Co-op
modded pictures of girls all pre, post or no-op
When out on the net, there arose such a clatter
I assumed it was Honda, he's mad as Hatter
I opened the window with click of the mouse,
to see what was shaking up NYCE's house
The board was lit up, each and every thread
Even Am I gay was back from the dead
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a brand new thread with its title so clear,
The new poster's screen name so clever and slick
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles Board veterans came,
And he quoted and posted and typed out their names;
"Now, Mimi, now Quinn, on Walker Black Label!
On Buckstrap, Rockabilly, on Kelly, on Hazel!
To the top of the thread! to the top of the forum!
Now post away! post away! Lose all decorum!"
All over the board, fast cursors uploaded
messages, pics, Mpegs, zipped and encoded
And then, with a bell chime, I got an IM
"hey Baby, your hot, can we go cam to cam"
hitting accept, minimizing the web,
To a quickcam of Santa, at least that's what he said
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his waist,
as for the rest, well he wasn't that chaste;
A bundle of toys, some with c-cells included,
from the sack on his back, like snakes they protruded.
His eyes -- behind shades were a little bit scary!
His nose was quite red, like he'd been in the sherry!
His droll little mouth had a wipe open OH,
and I hoped that the white on his chin was from snow
He had a broad face and a little round tummy
that drooped to obscure his own little yummy
He was chubby and plump, a jolly old deacon
And I laughed when he typed "hey girl is your Freak on?";
but a nice smiley face and quick L O L,
soon made clear to me that all was still well
He quickly unzipped and went straight to his work
tried on some stockings; then came with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
with a last sheepish smile his camera closed
Clicking back to the board, I saw him slip off the forum
but his posters were there and to post more he implored them
Then I saw his last typing, before he logged off,
"Merry Christmas Felicia, thanks for getting me off
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12-09-2008 #2
you rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ
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12-09-2008 #3
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12-09-2008 #4
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4 outta 5 *
woulda given higher had u mentioned me calling someone a fag
but overall pretty funny
see u thursday
wanna see what i'm up to this week?
http://www.youtube.com/tsntx
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12-09-2008 #5
u will be fucking fat bitches in no time
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12-09-2008 #6
Re: A Hung Angels Christmas Tradition
Originally Posted by Felicia Katt
http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=13648
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12-09-2008 #7
thanks guys.
Bigguy, what happened to search, how did you find the original thread?
FK
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12-09-2008 #8
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effin genius.
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12-09-2008 #9
awesome
We are the middle children of history . . . we have no great war, we have no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives . . .
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12-09-2008 #10
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That was pretty cool, Felicia!