Yet Another Funny CL Rant

[Shining Star]

At least the guy or gal gives equal time to his rants!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/946186872.html

[Alyssa87]

THESE GUYS SOUND LIKE KEEPERS

<---glad she doesnt eff with CL

[voy4her]

lol.

[Alyssa87]

heres the screencap- for when the the post is flagged by another "*hater*".
lol- this is so funny. poor girl must have been burned so many times.

[yodajazz]

Here's another copy of the article for the more visually impaired:

I saw a post from a guy who obviously has had a hard time successfully meeting his dream girl here on craigslist & basically ripping into the transgender community as a whole. So here is the other side you dipshit. Here is what the other side endures.

1. guys who misrepresent themselves in the pics that they send. they are either not themselves or from loke 10 years ago.

2. you come across as all lovey-dovey like you want a relationship then when you finally get your rocks off you lose the number. this is more misrepresentation.

3. when you do meet your "girl" you didn't at least have the courtesy to make sure that you have completely showered and scrubbed EVERYWHERE yet you want you ass licked.

4. you get your balls drained then you are looking for the fastest way out the door - forget about the fact that your girl wants to cum - even though it may take longer you should at least put the effort into it.

5. when you say that you are fit or in shape, that means that your stomach DOES NOT HANG OVER YOUR BELT.

6. did you forget how to brush your teeth.

7. if it gets to that have the decency and respect to put on a fucking condom. do not ask your "date" if you should put one on. assume you ALWAYS should use one. if your date decides to have her ass fucked without a condom it is up to her. not you. you can always insist on using one.

8. versatile means you take it as well as receive it.

9. oral means you suck tranny-cock. if you say you are oral it tells your date you are open to sucking cock. if you want to lick ass, that is up to you but if you want your ass licked (see #3 above), you better be ready to tongue some ass yourself.

10. treat your date like a woman and not just a fucking piece of trash. and that goes for all women and not just your transdate.

11. if you email someone here do not ask rude questions - that will get you deleted immediately.

12. don't say you have that massive 10 inch piece of man-meat that is "hard as steel" when you actually have a pencil dick that is softer than a scrambled egg.

Although there are many transgendered types here not all are the same. I agree there are some that are just guys in a wig. throwing on a wig and putting on 99 cent stockings does not make you a CD/TS/TG/TV. I also agree that there are some real misrepresenters out there as well posting with fake pictures. These give all transgendered a bad rep. there is a great tg world out there with a lot of very cool people. please - do not generalize.

please be safe and god bless.

NOTE: guys DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT email me for ANYTHING. i am not in the mood for your usually stupid emails with stupid one liners with stupid cock shots. i know you all think you are so "special" that emailing a potential date will cause her to run over and drop to her knees.


Location: New York
PS: from Yodajazz; maybe this should be made into a forum sticky.

[keepingitreal470]

I'm sure that guys can put double the amount of problems they have dating tgirls. In fact, 1, 3, 6, and 12 can be said for tgirls also.

[Shining Star]

Well to be fair, what does anyone expect from a man who posts pictures of his nether regions and uses words like "now" "slut" and such which indicates he is only looking for sex.

Leaving aside the obvious dangers of inviting a total stranger to one's home.

Still, it is so much fun reading CL adverts, and the above not withstanding several of my gay and trannie friends use the list to hook-up, as apparently do lots of other people.

If CL ever goes public, they will make a mint.

[Shining Star]

As for the article, don't think it was written by a TS, or if it was it must be a very young girl or one not really around much.

Most if not all his/her comments on the list have been pet peeves of Trannies, both escorts and not, for ages. Basically most tranniehounds see a TS as some sort of sexual fetish or itch to scratch, and when they are done can't leg it away quick enough.

Also has anyone ever met a guy who does not describe himself as "fit", "handsome", "goodlooking", "hung", and so forth? I mean telling someone you are 240lbs, broke, smelly and ugly to an extreme probably isn't going to help one's chances of getting any action, paid or otherwise.

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