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    Default Re: The thing that makes you wanna leave............

    Quote Originally Posted by msbhaven
    Uh, no they aren't! That's what soap is for dude.
    youll have to excuse him the clocks tick a little different down where hes from


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    Gettin blown and you hear "I love you". You push her head back down and she goes to work again for a little while. She stops again and says "I LOVE YOU"

    I suspect this is how many guys get caught up.


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    If they smoke right before.

    I'm fair, and will allow a person that smokes to smoke, but within some sort of etiquette. I'll extend them that courtesy and hope that hey will extend to me, a non-smoker, a similar courtesy. So far, it hasn't been an issue.

    I agree on the bathing thing. If I'm showing up at your door or in your bed all spiffed and polished, I expect a reasonably similar response from my date. Especially if said date is a pro.

    I have a very low tolerance for stoopidity and ignorance, which is part of why I tend to chat up my partners before playtime. If I can't talk with you, then the sex falls flat. If a person comes up short in this respect, it's not a matter of my leaving before the fun starts, it's a matter of my not ever having arrived to begin with.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BeardedOne

    I agree on the bathing thing. If I'm showing up at your door or in your bed all spiffed and polished, I expect a reasonably similar response from my date. Especially if said date is a pro.
    Yeah. Ya expect cleanliness.



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    Any crying,before or after sex,i'm gone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TomSelis
    Gettin blown and you hear "I love you". You push her head back down and she goes to work again for a little while. She stops again and says "I LOVE YOU"

    I suspect this is how many guys get caught up.
    I hate I love you's during sex period. It's such a mood killer.
    Talk about how you love fucking me or love getting fucked by me. Actually just talk dirty to me period and I'm turned on.


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    Default Re: The thing that makes you wanna leave............

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
    What is the one thing someone does right before sex that makes you want to grab your stuff and leave???

    i.e. the "Everything was fine until they did [THAT]" thing!!!!!!!!!
    Ask you to pay the cashier before you walk through the metal detector



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    When she pulls out her crack pipe.

    Seriously, a man's gotta draw the line somewhere, I draw mine at drugs. A little pot is fine, but once the hard stuff starts showing up, I'm outta there!


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    Quote Originally Posted by WendyWilliams
    When a guy starts asking questions about other ts. Do you know so and so, would you ever do a threesome, blah blah.

    That is a huge turn off! Atleast wait till after we are done to start asking about my friends LOL
    LOL Yeah that would be pretty fucking annoying!



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    When they take out their dentures



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