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11-24-2008 #11
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Re: The thing that makes you wanna leave............
Originally Posted by msbhaven
Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off.
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11-24-2008 #12
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Gettin blown and you hear "I love you". You push her head back down and she goes to work again for a little while. She stops again and says "I LOVE YOU"
I suspect this is how many guys get caught up.
Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
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11-24-2008 #13
If they smoke right before.
I'm fair, and will allow a person that smokes to smoke, but within some sort of etiquette. I'll extend them that courtesy and hope that hey will extend to me, a non-smoker, a similar courtesy. So far, it hasn't been an issue.
I agree on the bathing thing. If I'm showing up at your door or in your bed all spiffed and polished, I expect a reasonably similar response from my date. Especially if said date is a pro.
I have a very low tolerance for stoopidity and ignorance, which is part of why I tend to chat up my partners before playtime. If I can't talk with you, then the sex falls flat. If a person comes up short in this respect, it's not a matter of my leaving before the fun starts, it's a matter of my not ever having arrived to begin with.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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11-25-2008 #14
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Originally Posted by BeardedOne
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11-25-2008 #15
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Any crying,before or after sex,i'm gone.
"She Shakin' It For,Daddy"
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11-25-2008 #16Originally Posted by TomSelis
Talk about how you love fucking me or love getting fucked by me. Actually just talk dirty to me period and I'm turned on.
Gender is defined between your ears, not between your legs!
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11-25-2008 #17
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Re: The thing that makes you wanna leave............
Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
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11-25-2008 #18
When she pulls out her crack pipe.
Seriously, a man's gotta draw the line somewhere, I draw mine at drugs. A little pot is fine, but once the hard stuff starts showing up, I'm outta there!
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11-25-2008 #19Originally Posted by WendyWilliams
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11-25-2008 #20
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When they take out their dentures