The rapping thread

[jesseflo]

Introduce yourself with a rap :P

Yo Yo My Name is Kelly

I used to be a Felly

Don't be calling my celly

with your big fat belly!

HOLLA!

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

your so funny!

[trish]

Hey! Offense, mostly I be taken
By yo rappity rap rappin’;
But seein’ it’s Kelly,
Who just ain’t no felly_
No way…no how_
She’s class!
I know she no be fakin’
And I know she soon be shakin’
Those lovely titties_wow!
What sass!
She ain’t gonna answer her celly,
‘Cause she knows that all the fellies,
Jus wannabe tappity tap tappin’
That ass.

[Willie Escalade]

I'll play along...

Just like a bill
I've gotta get paid
Named after my ride
Willie Escalade

I don't start drama
I don't play shitty
I keeps it real
Unlike silicone titties

You see I can't rap
You see I can't rhyme
I'll quit while I'm ahead
I've lost my shine


Remind me to never do this again...

[francisfkudrow]

I probably overthought this challenge you see,
And made a long song that goes sequentially,
So please be patient and don’t get mad,
And maybe you’ll enjoy the time you had,

Well to start, my name is Francis,
And don’t you try to ban this,
A thinker, deep like Atlantis,
Chillin’ like a prayin’ mantis

I post on ha from time to time,
My current post count’s three fifty-nine,
I still don’t make the lists of movers and shakers,
and I come from the land of Amish and Quakers,

Central Pennsylvania born and bred,
Stayed here after my buddies fled,
My job is stressful and my eyeballs bled,
And even though I rap, I have alternative cred,

Yes I’m known to drop beats and I’m known to rhyme,
And I’m 60 percent straight at any given time,
I’m bisexual, what can I say?
I wouldn’t have it any other way

But on the other hand, my world’s uptight,
so they’re not aware, its not brought to light,
they think I’m straight, but not far enough right
too progressive to join a made-up fight

between gays and the nuclear fam,
a father of kids is not who I am,
but who I really am is for me to know,
and you to find out, so just say hello

if you’re a hot girl with a dick,
you never know how it goes we just might click,
and if not I still wish you well, alright?
The time has come for me to say goodnight

[ottorocket]

I won't even attempt it.. I'll let Blondie do it for me


Toe to toe dancing very close
Body breathing almost comatose
Wall to wall people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back sacroiliac
Spineless movement and a wild attack
Face to face sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty four hour shopping in rapture
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinning I said "My My"
Flash is fast Flash is cool
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
And you don't stop sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes the man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eating cars
You eat Cadillacs Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop
You keep on eating cars
Then when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face
Dance cheek to cheek
One to one
Man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow 'cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eating bars
Yeah wall to wall
Door to door
Hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture
Be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain
Paint a train
You'll be singing in the rain
Said don't stop to the punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space where he won't have a hassle with
the human race
And you hip hop
And you don't stop
Just blast off sure shot
Because the man from Mars stopped eating cars
And eating bars
And now he only eats guitars
Get up!

[KO47]

This thread only reminds me of

[PrinceVince99]

From the Upper East Side ladies call me Vince
Soon but to be king but the right now the prince
I can get with girls without payin a bill
I like a tall thin girl with her panties filled
I love girls with cute faces and giant chest
They know how to be sexy with PMS

[Fox]

Lets change this to my favorite rap line. I'll start:

Killah Priest on GZA's Liquid Swords - 4th Chamber

[Verse Two: Killah Priest]
I judge wisely, as if nothin ever surprise me
Loungin, between two pillars of ivory
I'm lively, my dome piece, is like buildin stones in Greece
my poems are deep from ancient thrones I speak
I'm overwhelmed, as my mind, roams the realm
My eye's the vision, memory is the film
Others act sub-tile, but they fragile above clouds
They act wild and couldn't budge a crowd
No matter how loud they get, though they growl and spit
Clutch they fists, and throw up signs like a Crip
And throw all types of fits
I leave 'em split, like ass cheeks and ragged pussy lips

Who doesn't love that!

Oh shit...! I just fell in love.

Inspectah Deck on Gang Starr's Moment of Truth (Above the Clouds)

[Inspectah Deck]
Yeah; I leave scientists mentally scarred, triple extra large
Wild like rock stars who smash guitars
Poison bars from the Gods bust holes in your mirage
and catch a charge shake em down like the riot squad
Invade your zone, ruin like ancient Rome
I span the universe and return to Earth to claim my throne
The maker, owner, plus soul controller
Ayatollah rest in the sky, the cloud's my sofa
Stand like Collossus, regardless to whom or what
Numerous attempts at my life, so who to trust
Who but us, to supply you with the fire?
The burning truth, 150 Absolut proof
On the mic like Moses spoke in golden scribe
Survivor of the oldest tribe whose soldiers died
I notified families, we shed tears and more
but our hands are the ammo cause the battle's still on
Sound the horn; we come rumblin through the function
Precise laser beam technique to touch somethin
When we die hard, to build the monument to honor us with
Humungous effect in the world - we could have conquered it


Edit: I may as well add a verse myself.

[lupinIII]

Alright let's get this party started right, don't let your brain rest
As we press play and play the court jesters.

I'm rocking the nerds with the sociology or anthropology
When the mic is in my hand I could start a theocracy

But my mind's in my heart, located on my sleeve
It's locked on pop culture and girls rockin' the T

I rock like a punk and roll like a stone
Hip like a bone and hop like a toad. (ribbit)

I like to be a snob, calling everything art
comics, sequential-art, graffiti, street-art
Vid-games are interactive-art
your mother she's eroticart.

I'm rocking the suburbs of the A.C.T.
With some my bubblegum-flavour street punk and Chuck Taylor black Connies

So God Save the Queen, from this cacophonous anarchy
My name's Ryan W but please call me Lupin3.

[Ryz]

Oh jeez.