Best Quotes on HA ever.................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

If you're sensitive don't click

we need a thread for the best quotes ever on this fucking site, cause this is one of them!!!

ask and ye shall receive.....................

I'll start:

I wonder if she can feed herself peanuts with that thing?

fire away

p.s. this is expected to become the dirtiest/nastiest/filthiest/sluttiest/most vile thread EVER
if it were a party it'd be considered a Sandy Michelle event

now proceed..............................

[Fox]

Damn Celeste, you look hot! I would eat the corn out of your shit with chopsticks!

From Celeste's Bob'sTgirl thread.

Just one of many...

[tsntx]

i think ive had several great 1 liners lol

[trannybanger]

My wife likes to wear nice girly looking panties (thongs and such), but her balls always hang out of the sides

This one got me today.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ctfu

[ARMANIXXX]

I find that Filipina's cum has a bolder and more complex flavor than most Thais.....

--tjinla2001



http://www.hungangels.com/board/view...r=asc&start=30

[xrey]

Did a quick search and damn ... here's one from last year.

If a guy rubs his dick against an effeminate gay guys dick is that gay? technically there is no penetration involved. Also if a guy fucked and came inside a crossdressers asshole is that homosexual?

Serious discussions please.

[tsntx]

this one made me smile today tho it slips me as to what it was in reference to

Do you actually have to be there for the picture or do they just use photoshop for the ENTIRE thing?

I've seen more realistic finger paintings in a kindergarten classroom.

[xrey]

This one from today is funny ...

as metrosexual as this will sound, I have a 1 1/2 skin care routine at night.

add that to my bi weekly manicure and pedicure, Im like 1 push from snapping in a circle.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Unlike most of the guys here, I dont approach a girl and ask her how big she is.
My relationships on this board are based on the fact that they are, wait for it..........
PEOPLE!!!!
JJ could be hung like a horse, Hara could be working with a toddler penis, Janira coulld have a yam in her pants, it doesnt change shit about them.

lol Very funny! I can assure you though it could reach the back of your throat and gag you.

~Kisses.

HTG