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05-19-2009 #41
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Ha Ha. Spongebob has some of my favorite quotes.
Patrick Star: If I met that guy I'd have a few choice words for him. Like, "You", and "Are", and "A Jerk".
LMAO
Reality is perception.
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05-19-2009 #42
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Originally Posted by werwt22
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05-19-2009 #43
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Originally Posted by Legend
sadly utube only has this speed up version or stupidly dubbed versions
wanna see what i'm up to this week?
http://www.youtube.com/tsntx
http://www.gayborhood.tv/shows.cfm?view=2
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05-19-2009 #44
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Originally Posted by tsntx
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05-29-2009 #45
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Originally Posted by tsntx
Reality is perception.
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06-04-2009 #46
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Justice League Unlimited:Destroyer
Atomic Skull: Wait a minute, we helped you guys save the world and we don't even get any consideration?
Batman: You're right. (villains are surprised) Five minute head start.
Atomic Skull: Five minutes! Are you kidding?
Wonder Woman: Four minutes, fifty seconds
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06-04-2009 #47
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Family Guy
Francis:You may think you're alone, but God knows what you're doing in there.
Chris: God watches me do number two? Oh man, I'm a sinner and God's a pervert!
Al: First thing they teach you when you're a rookie shoe salesman is when you get a fat one in the chair, never look up. I looked up, Peg! I saw underwear! It said "Saturday!"
Peggy: So?
Al: Today's Wednesday!
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06-07-2009 #48
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Glenn Quagmire:
It's conjugal visit day, y'know I love doing a woman in the can! Oh! Giggity giggity goo! ..."
Lisa Simpson: "Prayer,.......Last refuge of a scoundrel."
I kissed a t-girl and I liked it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong......it felt so right
.......Well, I can dream, can't I?
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06-07-2009 #49
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Originally Posted by santiago316
Stewie Griffin: Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb.
I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!
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06-07-2009 #50
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Originally Posted by Jericho
Peter Griffin:What are you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy?
Whack-off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.
Peter Griffin:That's it? That's all I have to do? Thank God. Wait a second. Which movie? If it's anything with Greg Kinnear, you can whack me off right now!
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Al: First thing they teach you when you're a rookie shoe salesman is when you get a fat one in the chair, never look up. I looked up, Peg! I saw underwear! It said "Saturday!"
Peggy: So?
Al: Today's Wednesday!