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04-03-2009 #31
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Here is a good one from the joker in batman return of the joker.
"Oh sure he tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the dear lad began to reveal such SECRETS with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know....BRUCE!
That's right batsy, i know everything, and kinda like the kid who opened his presents at Christmas, Sadly....Anticlimatic. Behind all the batarangs and stern you're just a little boy crying out for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic...
AW HECK, i'll laugh anyway!"
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04-03-2009 #32
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anything by Johnny Bravo or Homer Simpson
From Scooby Doo meets Johnny Bravo:
Velma: My glasses, i can't see without my glasses.
Johnny: Ahhh my glasses, i can't be seen without my glasses.
Homer:
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history.
From the, town of Springfield, He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
AGHHHHHHHHH
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04-03-2009 #33
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Homer Simpson is the man, I also like the quote on elo sig
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04-05-2009 #34
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TNBA:Old Wounds
Joker: Hey, I don't smack around your kids... Oh, wait, I do.
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04-05-2009 #35
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Justice League Unlimited:Patriot Act
[during the battle with the General, Mr. Terrific finally calls to say he's scrounged up reinforcements]
Green Arrow: You wanted Superman? You got...
[two forms materialize - the Crimson Avenger, and Speedy]
Green Arrow: ...the Crimson Avenger, and my ex-sidekick.
Speedy: [turns to him] Ex-PARTNER.
Green Arrow: Speedy, we gotta do this now?
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04-09-2009 #36
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Almost Got 'Im (BTAS)
Two-Face (bitter): Poison Ivy.
Poison Ivy: It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking... halfway decent.
Two-Face: Half of me wants to strangle you.
Poison Ivy: And what does the other half want?
Two-Face: To hit you with a truck!
Poison Ivy (to the other criminals): We used to date.
Joker & Penguin: Ahhhh...
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04-12-2009 #37
I can't remember the full line anymore... crap...
It was from Venture Brothers, the scooby doo one where Fred tells Daphne it's a privilege, not a right, to be out of the box. Gave everyone in the room the 'just wrong' shivers.
Just one more nice guy finishing last...
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04-12-2009 #38
Favorite Quote from a Cartoon/Anime
From The Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum: "Me, Fail english? That's unpossible!" From Futurama: Bender: ( after waking from a nightmare, screams) " I think I saw a TWO!"
"Strangers In The Night, Exchanging Clothing, Strangers In My Pants..."
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05-18-2009 #39
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Justice League (Twilight)
Superman: You don't know Darkseid like I do!
Batman: We know he used you, humiliated you, brainwashed you, wound you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against Earth. Cry me a river.
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05-18-2009 #40
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A couple from Homer Simpson:
"Oh Lisa, you and your stories; Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and T.V.... is".
"I would kill everyone in this room for one drop of sweet beer."