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08-24-2009 #61Gold Poster
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The New Batman Adventures: Mad Love
[Joker bursts from the door, to see Batman hanging above a tank filled with piranas]
The Joker: HARLEY!
Harley Quinn: Hi puddin'! You're just in time to see the...
[Joker slaps Harley across the room, then turns to Batman]
The Joker:Excuse me just a minute.
Harley Quinn: But puddin', I don't understand! Didn't you want to finally get rid of Batman?
The Joker: Only if I do it, idiot!
Harley Quinn: But it's still your plan, see?
[shows him his blueprints]
Harley Quinn: Everything just like you said, except I hung the guy upside down so he sees the little frowns as smiles. Now it all works!
[Joker grabs the blueprints and tears them up]
The Joker: Except you had to *explain* it to me! If you have to explain a joke, THAT IS NO JOKE!
[He advances on Harley, growling. Nervously, she grabs hold of a swordfish]
Harley Quinn: Now calm down, puddin'...
The Joker: You've forgotten what I taught you a long time ago. One of the painful truths of comedy...
[grabs the swordfish out of her hands]
The Joker: YOU ALWAYS TAKE SHOTS FROM FOLKS WHO JUST DON'T GET THE JOKE!
[Joker whacks Harley with the swordfish, sending her crashing out the window and plunging down several stories to land in a pile of garbage, apparently dead]
The Joker: And don't call me puddin'.
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08-24-2009 #62Gold Poster
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The New Batman Adventures: Mad Love
[Joker bursts from the door, to see Batman hanging above a tank filled with piranas]
The Joker: HARLEY!
Harley Quinn: Hi puddin'! You're just in time to see the...
[Joker slaps Harley across the room, then turns to Batman]
The Joker:Excuse me just a minute.
Harley Quinn: But puddin', I don't understand! Didn't you want to finally get rid of Batman?
The Joker: Only if I do it, idiot!
Harley Quinn: But it's still your plan, see?
[shows him his blueprints]
Harley Quinn: Everything just like you said, except I hung the guy upside down so he sees the little frowns as smiles. Now it all works!
[Joker grabs the blueprints and tears them up]
The Joker: Except you had to *explain* it to me! If you have to explain a joke, THAT IS NO JOKE!
[He advances on Harley, growling. Nervously, she grabs hold of a swordfish]
Harley Quinn: Now calm down, puddin'...
The Joker: You've forgotten what I taught you a long time ago. One of the painful truths of comedy...
[grabs the swordfish out of her hands]
The Joker: YOU ALWAYS TAKE SHOTS FROM FOLKS WHO JUST DON'T GET THE JOKE!
[Joker whacks Harley with the swordfish, sending her crashing out the window and plunging down several stories to land in a pile of garbage, apparently dead]
The Joker: And don't call me puddin'.
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08-24-2009 #63Gold Poster
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The New Batman Adventures: Mad Love
[Joker bursts from the door, to see Batman hanging above a tank filled with piranas]
The Joker: HARLEY!
Harley Quinn: Hi puddin'! You're just in time to see the...
[Joker slaps Harley across the room, then turns to Batman]
The Joker:Excuse me just a minute.
Harley Quinn: But puddin', I don't understand! Didn't you want to finally get rid of Batman?
The Joker: Only if I do it, idiot!
Harley Quinn: But it's still your plan, see?
[shows him his blueprints]
Harley Quinn: Everything just like you said, except I hung the guy upside down so he sees the little frowns as smiles. Now it all works!
[Joker grabs the blueprints and tears them up]
The Joker: Except you had to *explain* it to me! If you have to explain a joke, THAT IS NO JOKE!
[He advances on Harley, growling. Nervously, she grabs hold of a swordfish]
Harley Quinn: Now calm down, puddin'...
The Joker: You've forgotten what I taught you a long time ago. One of the painful truths of comedy...
[grabs the swordfish out of her hands]
The Joker: YOU ALWAYS TAKE SHOTS FROM FOLKS WHO JUST DON'T GET THE JOKE!
[Joker whacks Harley with the swordfish, sending her crashing out the window and plunging down several stories to land in a pile of garbage, apparently dead]
The Joker: And don't call me puddin'.
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07-30-2010 #64Gold Poster
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Funny quote fry stated after the mermaid explains how they would have intercourse afterwards fry runs the hell out of there back to the ship and says,
"Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom?"
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10-04-2010 #65Gold Poster
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Futurama-Brannigan, Begin Again
Zapp Brannigan: Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.
Leela: I never loved you.
Zapp Brannigan: I meant physically. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?
Leela: You don't know how to do any of those.
Zapp Brannigan: Kif might!
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10-04-2010 #66Junior Poster
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You're already dead
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10-20-2010 #67Gold Poster
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"My whole family worships the ground that guy can't walk on." Peter griffin from family guy talking about joe because he is jealous.
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10-21-2010 #685 Star Poster
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too much french fries, not enough shakes...
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