Favorite Quote from a Cartoon/Anime

[Legend]

I got tons from Batman:TAS

Harley Quinn: You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke's on you, 'cause I'm not even a real blonde

And this is from the same episode

[flashback on the Penguin's "almost-got-him" Batman story]
The Penguin: Greetings, Batman! You have taken the bait, as I knew you would. Now, prepare to meet your end, within my Aviary of Doom!
Poison Ivy: [interrupting] Aviary of what?
The Joker: Yeesh, Pengers! How corny can you get?
The Penguin: Fah! Just because you mundane miscreants have no drama in your souls! Anyway, there he was in my av... uh, big birdhouse...

Two-Face: [finishing his "almost got him" Batman story] ... And if it weren't for this blasted coin... I would have got him.
The Joker: Gee, that's too bad, Harv, but I guess you'll always come in second. Anybody else want to go?
Killer Croc: [hits the table] ME! There I was, holed up in this quarry, when Batman came nosing around. He was getting closer... Closer...
Poison Ivy: And...?
Killer Croc: I threw a rock at him!
[everyone stares in dead silence]
Poison Ivy: So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?
Killer Croc: It was a big rock...
Two-Face: They actually let him keep it!

Sad quote by freeze

Mr. Freeze: I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray you hear me somehow, someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine.

The Creeper:[to Harley Qunn while kissing her Arm] Awwww sweetie got a booboo.


Harley Quinn: [hitting the creeper with a giant mallet] Awww Creepo got a concussion

[lupinIII]

Pretty much everything from the first 8 or 9 seasons of The Simpsons.

Avatar has some damn fine quotable moments too, Iroh and Sokka are funny, funny dudes.

[tsntx]

family guy last night

"hey baby want some Adam West penis?"

[BeardedOne]

From the Simpsons, return of Sideshow Bob (And his brother Cyril). Best enjoyed by fans of the series, Frasier.

Bart (Jumping on Cyril's back): "Guess who!"

Cyril (Voiced by David Hyde Pierce): "Maris?"

[Quiet Reflections]

Satan: Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.
South Park

[Fox]

The Simpsons

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

[Quiet Reflections]

Murderface: What do ya mean, booze ain't food! I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that.
Metalocalypse

[Legend]

family guy last night

"hey baby want some Adam West penis?"

^^^^lol,there are too many good quotes from family guy.Here is also a funny one,

Stewie Griffin: No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would've said, "Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home?" You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash.
[Olivia starts crying]
Stewie Griffin: So, I'll pick you up at 7:00?
Olivia: [still sobbing] That sounds wonderful.

[Willie Escalade]

"I can't help it; I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby...": Daffy Duck, to Bugs Bunny while hiding from the giant Elmer Fudd

[Legend]

Another good one from family guy

Brian: No, no, no, no, no, hang on. Hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19 you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that, am I in the ballpark?
[Connie starts crying and runs away]