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    Default MATT'S WILD OUTBURST !!!!!

    MATT AND I DECIDED TO MEET ON HIS DAY OFF . I ALWAYS MAKE SURE I LOOK REALLY NICE WHEN I GO OUT WITH MATT SO , I LOOKED REALLY BEAUTIFUL .
    I ASKED ED OH SORRY I MEAN MATT TO TAKE ME TO THE SPRINT STORE SO I COULD HAVE MY NEW INSTINCT PHONE LOOKED AT TO PLAY 'ATTENTION WHORE ASS YOUTUBE VIDEOS', AS HE CALLED THEM LATER IN THE DAY ...
    WHEN WE GOT TO THE STORE I TOLD MATT TO STAY IN THE CAR BECAUSE HE WAS PARKED BY A FIRE HYDRANT . AND NOT 3 SECONDS LATER ,... THERE WAS MATT IN THE SPRINT STORE TOUCHING ALL THE PHONES , CRACKING OBNOXIOUS JOKES AND ASKING GIRLS WHERE THEY LEFT THEIR BREASTS .
    WHEN WE LEFT THE SPRINT STORE MATT DISCOVERED HE HAD A TICKET .
    MATT THEN BEGAN TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS WORDS LIKE FUCK AND COCKBLOCKER . I WAS STUNNED .
    MATT TOLD ME TO GET MY SLUTTY BIMBO ASS INTO THE CAR AND SHOVED ME IN .
    WHEN HE GOT INTO THE CAR HE BEGUN SLAMMING HIS FIST INTO THE STEERING WHEEL AND CALLING ME A PROSTITUTE . HE SLAPPED FIRE FROM MY MOUTH AND SPED OUT OF THE PARKING SPACE ALMOST HITTING 3 SHOPPERS AND CRASHING INTO ON COMING TRAFFIC .

    "ON TO THE FUCKING JEWELS" HE SAID
    WE HAD PLANS TO GO GET A CARPET CLEANER SO WE WERE ON THE WAY . THE WHOLE WAY THERE HE CALLED ME SUCCUBUS AND A WHORE . WHEN WE ARRIVED AT JEWELS HE TOLD ME TO SHUT MY BIG WHOREBAG MOUTH IN FRONT OF RUSH HOUR SHOPPERS CREATING A HUGE SCENE. 'YOU WANT A FUCKING RUG CLEANER ... SLUT ???' THE THE THREW THE CLEANER AT ME AND MADE ME CARRY EVERYTHING OUT OF THE STORE .

    WE GOT TO MY HOUSE AND HE SAID ' NOW CLEAN BITCH ' AND WHILE I WAS CLEANING THE CARPET HE KEPT CRACKING OPEN BEERS GUZZLING THEM DOWN AND BREAKING THE BOTTLES AGAINST THE WALL LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ... THEN HE DECIDED TO GRAB THE 700 MACHINE HE WAS VERY DRUNK ,... 'I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO WORK IT BITCH ' HE SAID AND POURED HOT WAX WHERE THE WATER WAS SUPPOSED TO GO AND THE PASSED OUT .


    MATT REALLY LET ME HAVE IT TODAY
    I AM SHOCKED .



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    lmao ... i think ?



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    stay away from that lunatic



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    Default Re: MATT'S WILD OUTBURST !!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by braveman
    You should have maced him and beat him with your shoe. j/k

    But seriously, if everything happened as you claim, Matt/Ed sounds psychotic. I'm surprised he did not get smacked by some of the women he insulted at the Sprint store. Why did you let him break bottles inside your home? What happened when he finally woke up? The dude sounds dangerous.

    Quote Originally Posted by mimiplastique
    MATT AND I DECIDED TO MEET ON HIS DAY OFF . I ALWAYS MAKE SURE I LOOK REALLY NICE WHEN I GO OUT WITH MATT SO , I LOOKED REALLY BEAUTIFUL .
    I ASKED ED OH SORRY I MEAN MATT TO TAKE ME TO THE SPRINT STORE SO I COULD HAVE MY NEW INSTINCT PHONE LOOKED AT TO PLAY 'ATTENTION WHORE ASS YOUTUBE VIDEOS', AS HE CALLED THEM LATER IN THE DAY ...
    WHEN WE GOT TO THE STORE I TOLD MATT TO STAY IN THE CAR BECAUSE HE WAS PARKED BY A FIRE HYDRANT . AND NOT 3 SECONDS LATER ,... THERE WAS MATT IN THE SPRINT STORE TOUCHING ALL THE PHONES , CRACKING OBNOXIOUS JOKES AND ASKING GIRLS WHERE THEY LEFT THEIR BREASTS .
    WHEN WE LEFT THE SPRINT STORE MATT DISCOVERED HE HAD A TICKET .
    MATT THEN BEGAN TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS WORDS LIKE FUCK AND COCKBLOCKER . I WAS STUNNED .
    MATT TOLD ME TO GET MY SLUTTY BIMBO ASS INTO THE CAR AND SHOVED ME IN .
    WHEN HE GOT INTO THE CAR HE BEGUN SLAMMING HIS FIST INTO THE STEERING WHEEL AND CALLING ME A PROSTITUTE . HE SLAPPED FIRE FROM MY MOUTH AND SPED OUT OF THE PARKING SPACE ALMOST HITTING 3 SHOPPERS AND CRASHING INTO ON COMING TRAFFIC .

    "ON TO THE FUCKING JEWELS" HE SAID
    WE HAD PLANS TO GO GET A CARPET CLEANER SO WE WERE ON THE WAY . THE WHOLE WAY THERE HE CALLED ME SUCCUBUS AND A WHORE . WHEN WE ARRIVED AT JEWELS HE TOLD ME TO SHUT MY BIG WHOREBAG MOUTH IN FRONT OF RUSH HOUR SHOPPERS CREATING A HUGE SCENE. 'YOU WANT A FUCKING RUG CLEANER ... SLUT ???' THE THE THREW THE CLEANER AT ME AND MADE ME CARRY EVERYTHING OUT OF THE STORE .

    WE GOT TO MY HOUSE AND HE SAID ' NOW CLEAN BITCH ' AND WHILE I WAS CLEANING THE CARPET HE KEPT CRACKING OPEN BEERS GUZZLING THEM DOWN AND BREAKING THE BOTTLES AGAINST THE WALL LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ... THEN HE DECIDED TO GRAB THE 700 MACHINE HE WAS VERY DRUNK ,... 'I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO WORK IT BITCH ' HE SAID AND POURED HOT WAX WHERE THE WATER WAS SUPPOSED TO GO AND THE PASSED OUT .


    MATT REALLY LET ME HAVE IT TODAY
    I AM SHOCKED .
    Matt is BBaggins
    Ed is Ed Jaxson.


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    WTF is this true Mimi? Matt?


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    Dont ever give up control and become submissive, the woman ALWAYS has to be in-charge. Make the man think he needs you and you dont need him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by NYTSJulie
    Dont ever give up control and become submissive, the woman ALWAYS has to be in-charge. Make the man think he needs you and you dont need him.

    that is some shit out of the 80s or 90s...girls don't know what to do these days...we know hot to cook ...dress ourselves...even skincare type stuff.....it really intimidates the shit out of a girl.....i run into those type of girls all the time....i am like save your breath for a guy who does not know any better...


    u will be fucking fat bitches in no time

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