"Talking Dog For Sale." (The Joke Post)

[Bigguy]

An easy one I like to tell because it is short and easy to remember...

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench.
A man in a trench coat comes over and flashes them.

The first old lady has a stroke...

The second old lady has a stroke...

The third old lady couldn't quite reach.

[Tadmirer]

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[Ecstatic]

ROTFLMAO!!

Here's one:

A father was enraged to find out that his teenager was transgendered so he decided to confront the boy. He grabbed his son by the collar and yelled in his face, "What are you, a boy or a girl?"

The youth replied with a trembling voice, "I'm a girl..."

The father knocked him around some and again shouted, "What are you?"

"I'm a girl," his frightened offspring answered.

The father, now red with anger, lifted the boy into a drum full of water
and submerged him for thirty seconds. He pulled the struggling child out
and thundered, "WHAT ARE YOU?"

The poor boy, desperately gasping for air, answered, "A mermaid!"

[Ecstatic]

Panty Lover

After concluding a particularly long staff meeting, George W.
Bush says to Vice President Dick Cheney, "I can't wait to go
home and rip Laura's panties off."

Cheney replies, "Oh? Feeling a little amorous, eh?"

To which Bush says, "No. They're just riding up on me."

[Tadmirer]

Ecstatic -

"Laura's panties"...........excellent ! LOL

[Tadmirer]

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[GroobySteven]

A London man called the police last week very frightened and confused.
He´d been out drinking in a bar the night before but lost conciousness and awoken in his bed with a sore arse and a dead Pakistani next to him.
The police informed him that he´d fallen foul of the latest craze...
...a suicide bummer.

seanchai

[NickTheQuick]

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[Hugh Jarrod]

A young girl is registering for school when the lady at the desk asks her name. "Snotty Nose Smith" she replies. "That's not funny young lady, what is your real name." the desk lady asks. "Look lady my name is Snotty Nose Smith." the girl answers back. "I'm sorry young lady but that's not acceptable and your atitude is horrible." States the desk lady. Angered the young girl stands up grabs her little brother and says "Come on Shitty Briches, they aren't gonna believe you either."

[Quinn]

There's some funny shit on here, but the prize has to go to MEGA for the "What's better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics" joke. Speaking of the mentally less acute, check out this very funny blog:

http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/

-Quinn