Tales From An Escort's Boyfriend

[2754tim]

My G/F(who's an escort)sometimes likes to regale me with tales of her
encounters.Most I don't want to hear,way too much information.Here's a few:
"This guy had a 2 inch dick,a 2 inch dick!!!"
"The trick had elephantitis"
"This nut wanted me to shit in his mouth(she didn't)"
"Do you have a real bullwhip?"
"I blow my dogs,I just hate the taste of their cum(she threw him out)"

It never ends.

[blckhaze]

*feels sorry for tim*


way tmi

[2754tim]

Thanks Haze,I need it

[Justawannabe]

couldn't handle that level... just wow... more power to you for jumpin' into that breech... the girls deserve some love with all that shit flying around.

Sean

[TsVanessa69]

I never discuss those things with my bf.
Totally not cool

[Alyssa87]

and THATS why Alyssa doesnt work ads.

yuckyuckyuck

[mrbig]

tim, stop being a wuss, just tell her to stfu!
shes just behavin in a very reprehensible manner, I would def. leave the room if she would talk bout this shit.
Thats why im never ever going to date an escort, im one jealous mofo.

mrbig

[jimbobw2]

My G/F(who's an escort)sometimes likes to regale me with tales of her
encounters.Most I don't want to hear,way too much information.Here's a few:
"This guy had a 2 inch dick,a 2 inch dick!!!"
"The trick had elephantitis"
"This nut wanted me to shit in his mouth(she didn't)"
"Do you have a real bullwhip?"
"I blow my dogs,I just hate the taste of their cum(she threw him out)"

It never ends.

What are you an idiot retard?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

My G/F(who's an escort)sometimes likes to regale me with tales of her
encounters.Most I don't want to hear,way too much information.Here's a few:
"This guy had a 2 inch dick,a 2 inch dick!!!"
"The trick had elephantitis"
"This nut wanted me to shit in his mouth(she didn't)"
"Do you have a real bullwhip?"
"I blow my dogs,I just hate the taste of their cum(she threw him out)"

It never ends.

lol So are you also her therapist now Tim?

~Kisses.

HTG

[River]

Geez it's 2.5 inches, and it was cold in the room.