Lewis Black...

[Ben]

Lewis Black on selecting a President. Thought it was funny.
Here it is:
We take the latest winner of American Idol, blindfold the winner, and have him or her throw a dart at a map of the United States.
Then we fly a monkey over the area marked by the American Idol winner, throw the monkey out of the plane (wearing a parachute), and the first person the monkey touches is the next president.

[PulsarX]

sounds better than the current selection process!