So I threw up in a girls lap this past weekend...

[tatsu1]

It's early Saturday morning in DC (2:00 am). I've just picked up two (well picked up is the wrong term. Let's say met, as I met them the week before.) very attractive white women (that's saying a lot, as i'm not normally attracted to white women), who were a tad older than me. I'm 25. They were 28 and 32 respectively. Bisexuals. Hot. Met them at the 'K street' lounge. Go back to there place. They are kissing and shit in their bed. I'm like "all day"! I pull down one of their panties. i take a deeeeeeeep breath; and proceeded to throw up in this woman's lap. Her crotch smelled like DEATH. Literally, Putrid Rotten Viking Fish!!!! I swear, i tasted that shit in the back of my throat. i was like, "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" and of course they were screaming at me. "what the fuck is wrong with you"? I said, "What? you're mad at me?!!! your cunt smells like shit and boiled bologna!!!" well they kicked me out... if there was there ever a doubt. As I was driving back home to NOVA, I got pulled over by the police as they noticed me dry heaving in my car. I had to tell them the embarrassing story. As a Black / Hispanic guy, it was maybe the first time cops were actually cool with me.

In the immortal words of Fat Joe "true story"...


That is all.

[bolo_111]

They are kissing and shit in their bed. ...... i tasted that shit in the back of my throat.

[tatsu1]

They are kissing and shit in their bed. ...... i tasted that shit in the back of my throat.

Niceeeeeee LOL

[saifan]

Ah hahahahahahah.
Great story. At the time I know it was brutal but it makes for a good story now, no?

[voy4her]

damn i was making tuna melts for dinner too.

[JANIRA]

.......POP AN ALTOIDS IN HER TWAT............THEY'RE CURIOUSLY STRONG!

[tatsu1]

.......POP AN ALTOIDS IN HER TWAT............THEY'RE CURIOUSLY STRONG!

Honestly, that would have only made it worse LOL.

[Wino the SuperHero]

Damn. I feel for you man.
How the fuck could she not know her box was toxic?
She knew she was smelling like that.
Second why would she let you "attempt" to go down on her?

[barefootjoe69]

[hiwatt1000]

...dude, you're my hero...that's killer...fucking, killer...I wanna party with you, man...anyone that barfs on some chick's stin'cunt is in...