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    Platinum Poster Hara_Juku Tgirl's Avatar
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    Default Who the fuck calls you at 5:30am and 6:30am?



    One was a booty call. And the other, well was some guy supposedly going to come see me last July for a fetish session (but still hasn't). So anyways, The 1st guy I just totally ignored and went back to sleep. The 2nd guy called an hour later, and I've taken his call my mistake. grrr..

    He goes, Hi [insert my name here], well are you home? Can I come see you? I was like, "who is this?" And he goes.."It's ______, we've met a month and a half ago. I'm Italian".

    Being as it is, It was still early and I was in the middle of sleep and gotten woken up. I wasn't even sure who I was talking to. _______ who?? But anyways, So I told him, I'm currently away for work somewhere in the beach areas and hung up. Like I would really get up and get ready for him or anyone else@6:30am? lol

    So then after hanging up, I became curious who he really was and sent him a text message asking for his email. And sure enough, it was the guy who wanted to go see me last July pretending that he already saw me.

    What I don't get is why would a guy 'pretend' to have seen you (when he obviously has not) and call you at fucking 6:30am wanting to come see you? Almost sorta like trying to pull a fast one on you when he knows you're half asleep to even fucking remember anything (hoping to swing/score a free morning wood or a fetish session)? Ugh..



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    I wouldn't speak to someone at that time of the morning!

    If someone woke me up like that, I would be rather surly... I am not one for rude awakenings! lol



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    Platinum Poster Hara_Juku Tgirl's Avatar
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    I know! I'm NOT a morning person either! lol

    Heck, I wouldn't even see my friends who just shows up at my place unannounced!

    ~Kisses.

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    One of my friends tried waking me up at an ungodly hour the other day.

    Luckily, I had my phone away from my bed, and I didn't hear the text message go off! Which was a good thing, as if it did wake me, I may have sent a rather nasty response. lol



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    One of the worst drunk dials I've ever received was at 4:30 on a Wednesday morning (to start with, who the fuck gets drunk on a Tuesday night?) Anyways, some dumbass bogan* girl obviously got given a fake number which happened to be mine, and starts bitching at me about her troubles and how shitty her night has been. It was horrible, I actually had restrain myself from hurling my phone against the wall.

    *Bogan=An Australian specimen of redneck, generally drives shitty V8 Holden or Ford, is somewhat rotund, owing to the drinking lots of pig swill beer and wears flip flops, short shorts and singlets with flannel.


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    Horniness doesnt have a watch I guess.


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    So that's why I always switch off my phone when I go to sleep. I always get those idiots whenever I advertise something for sale online, calling me during dinner or in the middle of the night.


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    Default Hmm

    Guys who call at that time are either coked up, drunk or wasting time.
    Or a booty call, but i don't pick up my phone after midnight for that reason. Undecided tricks wasting time on the phone but never meet.



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    I go to work anywhere betwixt one and three AM, depending on the season, so early morning calls tend to miss me anyway. Sometimes work will call to get me to come in early (To come in at two on a three AM day or something) and the call is pretty predictable (Five minnits after the hour or somesuch).

    Anything that isn't work related (Regular work) that rings me before nine AM would classify as an 'escort call' to me: If you wake me up, you damn well better bring lots of 'roses'.


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    lupinIII, any night of the week is a good night for getting plastered, mate


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