FUCK THIS THIS IS FLAT OUT BULLSHIT !

[BBaggins06]

i'll never find a man with the money for my 4 karat diamond

I could buy you a 4 carat diamond, but I'd rather buy a new car instead.

i want the diamond

Like I would give you keys to a car. There'd be dozens of chasers in the hospital after you run over them. That'd make me an accessory ... The car is for me blondie.

[DL_NL]

Well, at least the guy has a decent command of the English language. Got to give him that.

[ottorocket]

Longest and lamest attempt to get laid on teh internets.

[mimiplastique]

i'll never find a man with the money for my 4 karat diamond

I could buy you a 4 carat diamond, but I'd rather buy a new car instead.

i want the diamond

Like I would give you keys to a car. There'd be dozens of chasers in the hospital after you run over them. That'd make me an accessory ... The car is for me blondie.

WOW so does that mean i get a diamond ???

[BBaggins06]

i'll never find a man with the money for my 4 karat diamond

I could buy you a 4 carat diamond, but I'd rather buy a new car instead.

i want the diamond

Like I would give you keys to a car. There'd be dozens of chasers in the hospital after you run over them. That'd make me an accessory ... The car is for me blondie.

WOW so does that mean i get a diamond ???

What do you think I am? A Battalion Chief? I'm just your basic run of the mill fireman, too poor to be your sugar daddy Mimi.

How about a Tinkerbell pin instead?

[mimiplastique]

SOUNDS FANTASTIC !!!!!!!

[cogent]

lol right .... i gagged when i saw how long this was

No, no I will not take this out of context.

Oops. Too late.