tengo gusto

[young4ts]

tengo gusto de comer el alimento que viene de la gente pobre como quien comer los animales grandes para el alimento y la diversión todo el tiempo

[slinky]

I'm a washed-up, over-the-hill, has-been (at least I'm not a never-was) with no game and no green.


What happens when a Jewish guy with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

[Tomfurbs]

Young4ts, move away from home, cuz!

[dgs925]

I've got a pretty good excuse. My wife's vagina is still recovering from the birth of our first child.

[callahac]

Wife gets a little pissed when she finds out I have been sucking dick. So I try to keep it to just a few times a year. She deals with that.

[MrsKellyPierce]

lol

[BeardedOne]

I'm a washed-up, over-the-hill, has-been (at least I'm not a never-was) with no game and no green.

What he said.

[Alyssa87]

uhhh cock-blocking mother & stepdad

[DaLonelyGuyNJ]

Im fat ugly and bald.....what else? LOL

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

dicks too big
(someone had to say it, might as well be Johnny)