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    Platinum Poster MrsKellyPierce's Avatar
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    Default Worst times to get a boner

    Dancing with a guy that doesn't know

    Dancing with a guy that doesn't know while wearing a thong.

    Wearing a thong.

    lol and some others name yours!




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    Worst time to get a boner? Starting the propeller on a Piper cub by hand.



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    Banned again for being a jizzmop, oh well! Gold Poster
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    Tighten up your thong, or use Super Glue.

    :P



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    I'm just kidding around, Kellybean.




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    Wearing boxers under sweatpants.


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    Anything requiring a tux or other unbearably thin, albeit nice looking, formal wear. Nothing like being at a friend's wedding, wearing something in which you can finally not look like a hobo, and having any illusion of class (which, for some of us is something that you can never quite attain) ruined by having to awkwardly put your hand in your pocket and shuffle around hoping that no one in the small social circle you're in is looking below eye level.


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    At the doctors office


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    When you gotta pee in the morning. Only thing i hate bout mornin wood...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blkmonkey
    When you gotta pee in the morning. Only thing i hate bout mornin wood...
    what about after sex lol




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    After sex sucks... two streams = loss.



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