Greatest Stories Ever Told (or things that make you go hmmm)

[TomSelis]

Have you ever been told a lie that was so wrong and so bad that you said to yourself, "Is this muthafucka for real?" After they said it, you could never take them completely serious again. Because deep down you know that shit worked on somebody before, that's why they told it again?

Some of my favorites:

"Uh-Uh, I'm not the same as other girls, I have 23 chromosomes, that's one extra and it's a female one." (Oh really?)

"I'm an RN." (later in the conversation) "The worse part of my job is changing the bed pans and washing people" (Bitch, do you even know what an RN does?!)

".....see 'cause look, my job lost my check, they sent it to the wrong address....." (.......)

Share......you know you've heard some doozies.

[trannybanger]

you know one of the all time greatest is

"I never really do this normally...."

[Wino the SuperHero]

Oh My favorite one is when a chick says "I don't suck dick." (then proceeds to give me the best head)

2. hey, where you working now? Oh i am currently on lay off status. (you are the only person i know to get laid off from every job)

3. I'm bout to get a raise, to 15.00 an hour! (Damn...last week you were making 6.50, that a hell of a raise for a fry cook)

4. Anything a crack head says

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

My all time favorites:

I have a college degree

I can handle a big dick

Yes I just shaved

Yes I took my hormones

The only drug I do is weed

I haven't been pumped

I'm half German & half Cherokee (she's really from Mexico)