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    Default Odd Conversations At Work

    We're running some Cat5 cable for a new POS system at work today, and the following conversation just took place between myself and two other guys:

    "You call that a laser? I've got three lasers better then that one."

    Heh. True story. I have a strange job, and I do have better lasers.




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    Nobody else has any "amusing conversations at work" stories? I'm just wandering around while two old guys run conduit at the moment. I need some funny stories to keep me occupied.




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    Are you serious with this?


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    Of course I'm serious. What kind of a question is that? It's like you're asking my permission to post.

    If you have an amusing work conversation story, go ahead and post it, or not. I have even taken a picture of the laser in question which I will upload when I get home.

    From work.

    Where the amusing conversation took place.

    Good giref. . .



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    The laser in question, as promised. It's meant to provide a straight line when doing things such as running conduit for cabling. I am a night club technician, I have run miles of cable.

    Any further questions?
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    me: what the fuck did you throw at me?

    him: a lemon

    me: Who throws a lemon?


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    That's a good one. I don't recall ever having a lemon thrown at me.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Skwisgarr Skwigelf
    me: what the fuck did you throw at me?

    him: a lemon

    me: Who throws a lemon?



    hahahaha. and he actually bought it like a legit story too




    hahahahhah i love sarcasm



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    Quote Originally Posted by LovinFur69
    Quote Originally Posted by Skwisgarr Skwigelf
    me: what the fuck did you throw at me?

    him: a lemon

    me: Who throws a lemon?



    hahahaha. and he actually bought it like a legit story too




    hahahahhah i love sarcasm
    Please make some attempt to stay on topic. Retarded outbursts are just annoying.




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    Default Re: Odd Conversations At Work

    Quote Originally Posted by hondarobot
    We're running some Cat5 cable for a new POS system at work today, and the following conversation just took place between myself and two other guys:

    "You call that a laser? I've got three lasers better then that one."

    Heh. True story. I have a strange job, and I do have better lasers.

    Wow, I had no idea they used lasers to clean bathrooms. Interesting.



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